The perfect man

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The main question gold diggers get asked is..

"HOW DO YOU FIND THESE MEN AND WHO USUALLY ARE THEY ?!"

The answers are nothing surprising. The personality of these men usually consists of boredom and loneliness. They are usually older men 40+, business men and most of the time divorced. They aren't like college boys who just want to fuck what ever moves. This breed of men want your attention, want to be loved and usually just want somebody to listen to what ever the fuck they have to say.

Now as you may realize if you have some common FUCKEN SENCE. Then you would know that you couldn't find these men on Tinder or OkCupid any time soon. You usually find them in POSH bars and clubs. They are usually sitting down in the further corner because they know that they're too FUCKEN old to do anything in a club besides sit and watch. You must approach them calmly and remember to flash your smile! You'll be clearing there bank account in no time!

*authors note*
"I think I'm gonna start the story because I think it's about FUCKEN time. I've been boring the shit out of you people for too long."

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