No one is staring at you, I promised myself. No one is staring at you. It wasn't too loud. Was it? No. But because I couldn't hold it in, I had to check.
As I sat in the middle of the MacDonald's, finishing my Big Mac, I peeked to the left-- in her pink coat, Mrs. Webster had turned her whole body in my direction. - how rude- Her eyes bored into mine with disgust, and I farted again.
It was still considered rude to stare at someone, even when they farted.
As I left the MacDonald's, a random dude came up to me and said,
"um hi. My name is Bob and, um, um from AMERICA 🇺🇸. I was wondering if you want to come to my house to get kidnapped?"
"AHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed, "just kidding! Lol I got you!"
"Ha ha" he laughed with sarcasm.
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Breaking Wind
De TodoA parody of the #1 New York Times bestseller by Stephenie Meyer Breaking dawn
