Demigod Hour 2

Demigod Feud [episode one]

it is 4:20am and idk what i am doing with life pls bare with me

also ive never watched an episode of family feud before so im totally making everything up

(and to those four people who voted for my last post, props to you. and the commenters. even if u just read i see you and every read counts so ily too)

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Stars grinned as she spun around in one of those really cool swivel-Y chair thing.

"Welcome to another episode of DEMIGOD FEUD, WHERE WE TOTALLY DO NOT RIP OFF OTHER SHOW'S IDEAS!" she yelled into a microphone, as the non-existent audience cheered.

"On this side, we have the demigods!" Stars continued, waving her hand at the right.

"WE'RE GOING TO WIN." Leo exclaimed, pumping his fist into the air.

Percy cheered along with him, and Jason was clapping very loudly. Because Jason Grace is a clapper, and not a cheerer. He often gets judged at the straight white boy conventions, otherwise known as "watching sports" but these friends don't mind. Well. Frank didn't mind. Because Frank too was a clapper. Apart of the minority known as 'the clappers' in the white boy community. (Please donate to  www.clappersareimportant2.org//go.fund-me.com)

Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth on Leo's right, smiling broadly, proud to represent their species. Er- well, kind? I dunno. Proud to represent the demigods.

Will was full on in his team spirit, with his face smeared with orange and purple paint and waving a camp half blood shirt as a flag. Nico seemed to be embarrassed by his boyfriend and just rolled his eyes at the blond.

Stars smiled at the camera again. "Such wonderful, passionate people aren't they? On my left! We have the other people who I don't know how to categorize!"

On the left was quite a team. There was wizards, a few anime characters (weeboo stars activated), other people, and of course; band members.

"Why can't we have a simple name like team demigod?" whined none other than Hinata from the hit anime series Haikyuu.

Josh Dun, who seemed thrilled to be here, grinned. "I LOVE TYLER JOSEPH!" he yelled like a battle cry because he did love Tyler Joseph. Unfortunately for Josh, Tyler was busy caressing the ukulele in his arms.

"For harambe." Tyler whispered.

((guys it's now 5:00am and im running on caffeine rn i should not be writing this i am so sorry))

Hermoine seems extremely confused on why she was on a team with such dimwits.

Honestly, there was no respect for her.

"She's right, turn her into a judge or something." Stars sighed, waving at the director behind the camera.

"But--"

"Shut up, Emma Watson is hot."

The director let out a sigh because honestly, there was no respect for him.

Stars glared at the director, "Bitch you wish I'll upgrade you to a judge, you gotta earn it."

Hermoine happily made her way to the judges stand.

"Equality these days amirite." Percy rolled his eyes.

"You don't even know." Jason said, sniffling while shutting his laptop that he was totally not using to blog about his life as a clapper and not a cheerer. (Please donate to www.clappersareimportant2.org//go.fund-me.com)

"There are three seats for judges, who're the other two?" Calum bootylicious Hood asked, raising a brow.

"Me!" Oikawa Tooru exclaimed, pushing the people in front of him aside and it just so happened to be Daniul Howl and Ashton Gigglypuff Irwin.

"Yeah okay." Stars agreed.

"How's that fair?" the director cried, "I thought you had to earn it!"

"You didn't see him earn it?" Stars asked, raising a brow. "Honestly, dude you're just rude. Act like this again and I'm gonna fire you."

The director made a noise a frustration. "What is wrong with you people?!"

"Hold up, two people from the other people who Stars doesn't know how to categorize are judges!" Percy suddenly exclaimed.

And Annabeth may have just shed a tear right there and then because her Percy was learning how to do math so quickly.

"You're right." Stars said, adding it up on her fingers. "Meh, you guys didn't earn it."

There were cries of protests coming from team demigod before Stars let out a sigh. "Fine, I feel bad. Frank; get up there buddy. You deserve to be a judge too." Stars said, waving Frank over.

Frank clapped (Please  donate to www.clappersareimportant2.org//go.fund-me.com) his hands delightfully as he made his way onto the judges stand and sat down next to Hermoine and Trashkawa.

Stars grinned, "Okay now we got that all sorted out I--"

"Times up." Mr. Director said, peering up from his phone, where he was totally not reading any Destiel fics.

Stars frowned. "Thanks a lot guys, taking all our time on deciding who are gonna be the judges." she dropped the microphone onto the floor before storming off stage.

Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke. Everyone began coughing and when the smoke finally cleared up, Jacob Sartorious stood before them, mic in hand.

"Oh." was all that was said before Jacob began singing.

"yOU CAN WEAR MY, SWEATSHIRT. AND YOU CAN TELL YOUR FRIENDS--"

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[5:30am me is currently editing this and ive never seen more red squiggly lines in my life]

*static noises*

what the fuck omg