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That Wasn't Very Effective (KurooTsukki)

Title: That Wasn't Very Effective

Pairing(s): Kuroo Tetsuro x Tsukishima Kei

Genre(s): Smut

A/N: Can't think of a title lol. BTW, this is not hardcore so don't expect XD

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One night, when we were having a training camp in Tokyo,

I decided to sneak out to get some fresh air.

I was careful and quiet enough to be left unnoticed by the coaches and the others...

What I meant others, are Kuroo-san... Specifically, and the girl he was making out with that time.

I am not shocked nor disgust.

It was not my intention to watch how he slowly slide his hand inside the girl's short skirt.

It's not like I am interested in what would happened next, in what would be Kuroo-san's next move.

I didn't care... Yet I watched 'till the last seconds.

•••

After the training camp, Kuroo-san and I became close. He kept calling me Tsukki along with Bokuto-san. I was annoyed at them, and I'm still annoyed at them but they helped me improved.

I still don't know why I am still talking with Kuroo-san through our phones, everyday, without a miss.

It is still making my head hurt, trying to figure out why I am talking to him about random things.

"Tsukki! Are still there?" I was cut from thoughts by Kuroo-san on the other line.

"Yeah"

"Well, I'll have this date with my girl tomorrow." He said with his prideful voice.

I kept silent and waited for his next story.

I am not bothered. I don't care about his love life.

"Tsukki, you just don't like to talk about girls huh? Ya know, girls are good... they are soft and sexy. Imagine your girlfriend in a one piece dress or a really short skirt, tempting you to touch---"

I ended our conversation. I don't want to listen to his nonsense blabber. He's a huge pervert. Kuroo-san won't think twice choosing between a guy and girl!

What am I saying!

Why the fuck am I so angry and upset!?

This is not right, I should have just go home.

My jealousy and insecurity lead me to somewhere I don't know and the next thing I knew,

I was on my room, a two or few paper bags on my hand from a clothe boutique for girls.

•••

It's been a week since I talked with Kuroo-san again,

It's been a week also since I started being a complete weirdo cross-dresser.

It's been a week since I confirmed my foolishness of falling in love.

And I don't how to cure myself,