Haikyuu!! Yaoi Oneshots

Daichi The Fool

One night, salaryman Daichi was invited by his volleyball teammate back in high school to a party.

He was really tired that night so he declined. Though it was quite amazing how he managed to decline despite Tanaka and Nishinoya's persuasion.

It was 1 AM when he woke up abruptly, feeling some unexplained emptiness.

He stood up, dressed up and hurried to his car.

"Ohhhhh captain~ what changed your mind huh?" Ennoshita, drunk, welcomed him with a teasing question.

Daichi just shrugged him off and approached Nishinoya for a drink. He was obviously tired, with his sleepy eyes and unusual dispirited mood.

"Daichi-san, how's it going?" Nishinoya asked, handing him a cup of beer.

"I don't know, it just feels so empty." He replied before chugging the alcohol in one shot.

Nishinoya chuckled. Daichi was confused for a moment before grabbing another cup of beer and drinking it straight.

"It's nice to see you enjoying my misery, my kouhai." He said, sarcastically. Nishinoya laughed again and then the music started to play louder.

The surrounding was kinda blurry, when he was on his God know's how many cups of beer. He was approached by his friends and possibly, almost everyone he knows in this place.

"Oyaaaa! Daichi, man. Are you drunk?" Daichi cringed at the volume of the person who spoke. He turned his head to the source of the noise and nod his head as a greeting.

"Bokuto, this captain is wasted. He probably needs some beating, don't ya' think?" Daichi smirked and looked at the two guys standing in front of him. He had a smug smirk and half-lidded eyes.

"Who needs some beating? You Kuroo or you Bokuto....? Aaaaghhhhh I'm fucking tired. Leave meeeeeee. No, don't. I'm joking." Daichi mumbled, incoherently.

"Oi... this man!" Bokuto called, ready to smack the drunkard.

Daichi stood up straight but his shoulder instantly dropped. "Imma go to the toilet. Wait for me and I'll beat your ass. Hskak jskal"

He once again mumbled incoherently.

"50 bucks, he will get his ass beaten in that toilet." Kuroo said, smirking.

"Hmmm..... why? Let's help him then." Bokuto pulled Kuroo. Kuroo smiled and remove Bokuto's hand.

"He doesn't need help. So, bet or not?" Kuroo challenged. The owl put his fist under his chin and think.

"What are you betting? Or who are you betting!?" Tsukishima asked suspiciously. Kuroo faced the Megane behind him and laugh with worry for his life.

"T-t-sukki! It's nothing. Just your captain being a fool. Hehe" Kuroo explained, trying to hug his boyfriend but failed miserably.

Meanwhile, Daichi went to the toilet but his whole world stop, and probably his bladder, when he saw an angel. The guy has light hair and fair skin. He was not just pretty, he was the epitome of beauty. Though it may seem exaggerated, his breath was literally snatched when the guy looked at him.

"What are you doing?" The man spoke, a gentle voice pierced into his core. It was ironic how gentleness can pierce him.

He's drunk but he was sure that he just fell in love.

"Oi!" The man called, louder this time.

Daichi was star struck he can't even speak. He just gaped his mouth. The man approached him gradually. Daichi heard him saying something like 'I thought' 'What are you doing here' between a series of sighs.

He suddenly took the mans wrist and slam him slightly on the wall, with one hand beside the man's face.

"Can I get your number?" Daichi sweated, trying to focus his eyes on to the angel so close to him.

"What the hell are you talking about!?" The man shouted, still with a soft voice. Daichi can see the color of his face slowly change into red.

He chuckled and cupped the man's face. The toilet was surprisingly quiet with the doors closed.

"Hey, do you have a boyfriend?" Daichi asked eagerly, shifting his gaze from the man's eyes to his lips.

"Yes, but I think, I might be single if you don't stop this. Daichi you idiot. We're married for 7 years, do you want me to divorce you, you playboy!" Sugawara spat, kneeing his husband's erection. Daichi groaned in pain and stumbled backward.

"Told Ya! He's getting his ass beaten." Kuroo smirked while getting his 50 bucks from Bokuto.