~Rice~ //Short Namjin Parody Fanfic// Complete

1-Beginning

Namjoon tapped his foot impatiently on the wooden floors of his favorite café; BangtanBomb.Com.  He hasn't been on a date for a week and he's quite nervous. This girl, named Nayeon, was lucky girl #13 in Namjoon's girlfriend book.

None of the other girls Namjoon's dating really gave him that..special feeling. There wasn't ever true chemistry between them, no firework kisses, no true-love sex...nothing.

But he was sure this girl was the one. His best friend since elementary school had recommended this café which he just so happens to work at, but he said bringing her to this café would make her fall head over heals in love with Namjoon. So that's exactly what he's doing.

"How you holding up over here?" Jin asked gently as he grabbed plates from a table next to Namjoon.

"I'm nervous as hell bro, what if she doesn't show up? Numbers 9 and 10 never showed up either and I never heard back from them, what if Nayeon is like 9 and 10?!" Namjoon exclaims frantically.

Thinking about the possibility of another no-show date truly hurt Namjoons remaining pride he has in dating.

"Bro you still have a half hour. It's only 3:30. You told  her to meet you here at 4:00 so you both had time to go home after school and get ready. That's probably what she did unlike you who came here right after school." Jin claimed.

"...You're right bro. I just gotta trust her..." Namjoon partially whispered as Jin walked away.

"Wait bro, I have a question."

Jin stopped in his tracks. Namjoon's heart was pounding like crazy.

He took in a sharp breath and asked "...bro do I look good? Like, are my clothes wrinkled? Is my hair still slicked back?"

Namjoon was still in his school uniform, navy blue and white, wearing unmatching red converse. His blonde hair was slicked off to the side so his bangs weren't in his eyes, though his black roots needed a touch up.

Jin giggled at Namjoon's silly question.

"No homo bro, but you look hot af, like, I'd date you. But no homo."

"Bro..thanks. This is why I love you." Little did both Jin and Namjoon know, those words will soon have a whole different meaning in little time.

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A half hour later a pretty girl with long brown hair walked in wearing bright pink lipstick and a beautiful, yet plain like her, light blue dress and started taking in her surroundings.

Jin saw her and ran over to Namjoon to wake him from his nap.

"Bro she's here! Wake up, wipe off that drool gross man, and wave her over!" Jin said frantically.

Namjoon lifted his head and sleepily looked around. Some parts of his blonde hair were sticking out, so Jin licked his hand and fixed it for him.

Namjoon looked at Jin weirdly. "That was so gay bro."

"No homo man I just want you to look decent for your date." Jin justified. "She saw you and she's heading over now, gOtTa BlAsT, good luck!!" Jin quickly moved away from the table.

Namjoon looked over his should to see Nayeon swinging her hips over to the table which he was sitting at, a smile plastered on her pretty face.

"Hey there Joonie! Ready for our...date?" She said in between giggles.

Namjoon smiled brightly. "I sure am."

Jin watched his best friend and girl #13 from the sideline to make sure everything was going well, which it did seem to be, and for that Jin was happy. Though he couldn't help feeling this weird sensation in his stomach...he checked the time and realized he hasn't had his snack yet! Taking one of his many cold chicken legs out of his work apron pocket he bit into it and the feeling subsided.

He moans at the cold taste of the chicken. Believe it or not, it was delicious.

He looked over at Namjoon. What he saw was horrifying. Nayeon was leaned over the table making out with Namjoon. To make it even worse Namjoon was kissing back! Jin couldn't believe what he was seeing. They were kissing?! In public?! How embarrassing.

Jin glared at the two while angrily eating his chicken. You could say he was jealous. But of who?

Namjoon or...Nayeon?

The pair was now talking and giggling. Jin grabbed a wet, soapy washcloth and went to the table next to them. He pretended to wipe down the table but was actually eavesdropping on the two of course.

They we're talking about school and future jobs. Jin rolled his eyes, the envious feeling in his stomach now gone. He walked back to the counter leaning on it, eyes still on Namjoon and Nayeon.

Namjoon kept glancing at Jin who was now eating a wasabi cupcake singing "ice ice baby" but he switched it to "rice rice baby" because he's Korean af.

Namjoon wasn't really paying attention to Nayeon, as she was talking about Hitler. Instead he was looking around the cozy café already wondering what #14 will be like. Hopefully better than Neyo-whatever her name is.

"-joon. Namjoon. JoOnIe ArE yOu LiStEnInG??" Nayeon was looking at him, clearly upset.

"..Nah I got bored bro, I'm gonna go hang with Jin now." Namjoon soon after got up and lazily walked over to Jin who was at the counter eating another cold chicken leg.

Little did Namjoon know that Jin was listening the whole time and laughed quietly after hearing what Namjoon told Nayeon.

Nonchalantly Jin asked "How'd it go man? She doesn't look too happy," and glanced toward the now crying Nayeon.

"She just wasn't the one. I just didn't feel anything between us." Sadness clearly sketched in Namjoon's voice.

Jin no-homo-ly stared at Namjoon.

"Hold out your hand." Jin finally said.

Namjoon glared at him. What the hell was he trying to do, can't his BEST FRIEND clearly see he is just in so much emotional pain?

"Bro, trust me. Hold out your hand." Jin kept his eye contact with Namjoon.

Hesitantly Namjoon finally held out his hand towards Jin. 

"Close your eyes." Jin said in a husky voice Namjoon had never heard before, but he did so anyways.

Suddenly Namjoon felt something cold in his hand and opened his eyes.

~Author's End Note~

Thanks for reading this stupid story. I hope it at least made some laugh or even smile a little. Shout out to my sister for helping me write this and coming up with the ideas.

Until next time(;