Suicide Squad Boyfriend/Girlfriend Scenarios

When Someone Tries and Take Bae

Harley Quinn
Some bitch- Aw look at her she's just an ugly fucking whore baby
come with me.
Harley- ...
You- Bitch this could bloody real quick keep talking
Harley- You look sexy when your mad

Katana
Bitch- I could be your Hello-Kitty!
Katana- *uncomfortable look*
You- I will slice you in half

Enchantress
Bitch- Ugh C'mon I know your not dating this piece of shit
You- Your absolutely right she's not dating you.

Deadshot
Bitch- C'mon I know I could give you more....pleasure
You- *sneezes*
Floyd- You okay?
You- Yeah I'm just allergic to bullshit

Joker
Bitch- C'mon we can be king and queen of the world and have some nice se-
You- Are you trying to start your own funeral

Killer Croc
Bitch- A guy like you needs a woman
You- I'm dangerous I'll kill you

El Diablo
Bitch- Your hot want to come back to my place? *bites lip and TRIES to be sexy*
You- *Stares and grabs empty bottle of beer* I will hit you in the head with a bottle bitch

Rick
Bitch- I'm all yours
You- And a bullet to the head is yours

Capt. Boomerang
Bitch- What are you doing with my man slut
You- Bitch first of fucking all your the slut wearing a white shirt no bra with water all over you
Bitch- I don't have water all over me
You- *Puts vodka all over her* Your right its Vodka. *lights lighter* Wanna light it?