When your drunk

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The girls got bored when their girlfriends/boyfriends went on a mission and the girls went to a party but you got very VERY drunk and you

Harley Quinn
Are beating the shit outta the others. Digger, Chato, Rick, Floyd, Katana, Joker and June's girlfriend's hid behind their girl/boyfriends. "Amor whats wrong?" Chato asked. "
S / N se están volviendo locos y tratando de matarnos!" ( Y/N are going crazy and trying to kill us!) His girlfriend said. "Come out come out" y/n said. "AHHHH RUN!" The girls yelled running away. With y/n right om their tails. And a confused squad. But passed out when you were about to kill Croc's gf.

Katana
Crying for no reason. "IT WAS SO GOOD" You cried. "Oh my gosh SHUT UP!" Jokers gf said. You only began to cry more. "Why is she crying?!" Katana asked alarmed. "THEY TOOK MY WHISKEY!..... I'm sleepy!" You said before passing out flat on your face.

Enchantress
Screaming. "AHHHHHHHHHH" You yelled wobbling into the front room. "Shut u-AHHHHHH" Ricks gf tried to say but was cut off by screaming. June came in and you screamed then passed out

Deadshot
Sing badly. Your a really good singer. But when your drunk.....take cover. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Rick's gf said rushing out followed by Chato's gf. "NOPE I TRIED TO LEAVE 10 TIMES TO BE STOPPED BY YOU" She yelled. The squad looked confused until you came in. And hit a sleep note.

Joker
Seductive. "Okay, YOUR DRUNK!" Croc's GF said while holding her left side as Chato's on the right. "Am not!" You argued. "You tried seduce a fucking light post." Harley's gf said. "So?" you said. Katana's gf have them a let go look. When you got to where the squad was they let go and you fell on your face.

Killer Croc
Hyper. "OMG OMG OMG I WANT SOME VODKA AND AND AND AHHHH I WANT EVERYTHING!" You yelled really fast running into the front room. "GO.TO.SLEEP!!!" June's GF said. "WAIT YOUR JEFF THE KILLER AHHHH" You said running away. "OMG YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT" Chato's gf said as they chased her. "NOW BEN DROWNED WAAAAA!" You yelled. "YOU'LL HURT YOUR KIDNEYS right?" Harley's gf asked. "EJ OH MY GOODNEZZ" You yelled. "Oh come on! Child shut up!" Katana's gf says. "SLENDERMAN?!" You yell running into a wall

El Diablo
Trying to strangle the girls. "GET OVER HERE!" You yelled. "I'M SORRY, CALM DOWN, HELP US!" The girls yelled. "NO! NO! GIVE IT BACK!" You yelled as you stole Harley's bat. Trying to hit them but just ran into Chato and fell asleep.

Rick
Have mood swings. "Hey guys I- HATE YOUR GUTS COME DIE!" You yelled grabbing a gun. "Stop being so hostile!" June's gf said while running away. "Yo? WHY THE HELL IS SHE SHOOTING YALL?!" Ruck asked. "Ricky!" You yelled as you jumped in his arms. "I love you baby! I wanna show you just how much" You said dragging him into your room. Only to sleep an hour later.

Capt. Boomerang
Crazy. When you got in the pushed you onto George's lap. "STOP TRYING TO STRIP ON EVERY POLE YOU SEE!" Harley's gf said. "Wait what?" Digger says confused. "She's a crazy drinker. And not the right crazy...... Have fun!" June's gf said as they walked away leaving you to do it for 10 hours straight.

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