New Boy/Girlfriend

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Their POV lets see how this go down my heathens 💛
Harley Quinn
"Ugh, I want my puddin' back!" I whined. "Shut your mouth craziness" Digger said to me. "You shut up, your girlfriend made a poem to tell you it was over so mmm" I said as I stuck out my tongue. "No! No! No! ITS SO FUCKING SOUR" I heard a voice yell. I turned to see my puddin'............. WITH ANOTHER GIRL!?! "B-But its funny the fa-face you make" The other girl I know realize is Killer Frost. "Hey! That's my puddin'!" I said to myself. Puddin's beautiful (eye color) eyes met my blue ones. And it looked as if she was gonna break down. Frosts eyes followed hers and met mine, Frost kissed Puddin'.......deeply. I cringed at it "I will have my puddin' back..... I just gotta" I said to myself.
Katana
I was walking down the street to Walmart (damn I'm in walmart DONT JUDGE) I went to the clothing isle and saw a female with (hair length and color) hair looking at a skirt. 'She reminds me of Y/n' I thought to myself. "Babe! This skirt is to short!" The girl complained. "I know!" The girls I now classified as Ariana Grande (idk) and........ (your name)
Enchantress
I was at a friend's party. I was sitting down drinking a angry orchard. "Stop  it! I already told ya!  I don't twerk for pervs! " a voice giggled from my right.  I turned to see Y/n and a girl known as Demi Lovato (again random) and I started to see my vision clouding up so I stood up and left. "Y/n I need you" I said. (I need someone to give Junnie a hug who will do it please hug her)

REST IDEAS RUNNING LOW LOW LOW
The guys are at Joker's club.  (ㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ teehee)  because they were bored as shit. And are sitting drinking about their 18th shot of straight liquor. "Aye aye aye!  Get it girl" A voice said the guys looked and saw their exs with Tyrone, Chris,  Ryan,  Lucas,  Spike, and Harry.  "WHY AM I NOT DRUNK! " Diggers ex said. "ITS GETTING HOT IN HERE SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!! " Jokers ex said.  "JUST LET IT GOOOOOO! " Ricks gf said belly dancing.  "MY HIPS DON'T LIE BAE!! " Chato's ex said copying her. "TWERK IT!" Croc's ex said twerking with the other girls. "KNOCK KNOCK IM DRUNK BITCH!" Floyd's ex said grinding on Tyrone. "GUESS WHOS BACK,  BACK WITH VODKA!  I AM BACK GRAB A DRINK" Y/n said as all the girls either grinded or twerked on their boyfriends. The guys had to kick themselfs out before they killed your new baes.


Me: GUESS WHOS BACK BABY!!!!!!  I AM TALIA
Joker and Digger- Shut up
Me- Chato Joker and Digger are being mean
Chato- *doesn't listen*
Me- I don't own any suicide squad or you.  Only the ideas
Now excuse me while I beat the shit outta Digger, Joker and Chato *Grabs Harley's bat* Let's play baseball *cue le evil smirk*
Joker,  Chato,  Digger- *shakes in fear and runs*
Me- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Bye guys!  OH HELL NAW YOU ALL DEAD!

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