Michael And Anna Funny Moments

2005 court molester pt.1

Anna-you mean you got to go to court again?!
Michael-I have to. They accused me for the child molestation.
Anna-well how come you you can't get someone to help you with this situation?
Michael-cause...well...You can.
Anna-nope! I'm only to help you through paparazzi and interviews. I've already told you that I'm not going to court after that fight scene that happened.
Janet-why don't you call somebody who can break you out of this problem?
Anna-just like when you got bitten by a spider on your foot. But it was funny when you told that reporter to 'Ah, go to hell.'
Michael-your not helping.

Anna-kay I do know someone who can help you with this.
Michael-you do?!
Anna-yeah my cousin Cully. He used to be a lawyer for court and he can even solve anyone's problem.
Joseph-does he speak Texas?
Anna- no you gumball head. He speaks Mexican and English...dum dum.
(The siblings laughed as Joseph huffed as a replied)
Michael-why don't you go call him.
Anna- alright. Dad let me see your phone.
Michael-you ain't my daddy, I'm your daddy.
(Gives her the phone and walks over ear to ear to hear the conversation)
Anna-well damn you don't have to listen every word were taking about. Hey Cully it's me Anna. I'm just asking you a favor, do you think you can meet us in neverland? Don't worry about the bodyguards cause if they mess with you they have to taste their mouths with my fist. Yeah I'm still your same cousin. Okay I'll see you.
(Hangs up as everyone had their mouths open at her)
Michael-I cannot believe you have cousin who can act like a lawyer.
Anna-no kidding but he can be fast now so you-
Cully-I'm here Claudín!
Anna-hey Cully.
Michael-so this is Cully and its very nice to meet you. Anna tells me that you are like a lawyer.
Cully-si'! I've been doing this since I was 12.
Michael-hmm...We'll excuse me but I need to thank my best friend for this.
Anna-as always.
Cully-but in my understatement judging by this I have been doing this over the past years but only one state wouldn't let me.
Janet-what state was it?
Cully-the state of California.
Anna- oh God.

To be continued....