gais trunp iz iluminati. im guna proov it with dis 100% lejit evidens. LETS GET ROOIIIGHT, IN2 DA NOOZ.
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donald is 6 leters.
hiz skin iz orange.
orange iz alzo 6 leters.
6+6=12
da 12th pokemon is butterfree
butterfree... free butter
y iz he trying 2 free butter?
wait...
butter is 6 leters...
u no waut els iz 6 leters...
barack
OMG
THIZ CAN ONLEE MEEN 1 TING...
TRUNP HAZ CAPSHERD BARACK OBAMA!!!
ok. we can werk tru dis. we juts hayv 2 dig deepr.
zo, trump capsherd obama. but y?
if barack is 6 leters nd obama iz 5...
5+6=11
u no wat els iz 11 leters...?
adolf hitler.
holee shit...
OBAMA IZ A NAZI.
alrite, we muts stey calm.
we now no dat trump capsherd obama cuz hez a nazi. but we stil need 2 proiv trunp iz iloominati. we muts dig deepr.
alr1te, we no obama iz a nazi.
nazi iz 4 leters.
the werd lost iz alzo 4 leters.
hoo lost last da last elucshun...?
mitt romney.
mitt romney iz 10 leters.
100,000 x 10 = 1,000,000...
smal loan uf 1,000,000 dolers...
trunp had smal loen uf 1 milyun...
hoo he got it frum...?
hiz father.
father iz six leters.
naruto iz alzo 6 leters.
naruto iz frum a anime.
anime iz 5 leters.
u no wat els iz 5 leters...?
toupe.
trunp haz a toupe.
toupe... 2 pay...
pay iz 3 leters, zo that meens
toupe = 2 pay = 2 3
switch 2 an 3 arownd.
we hav 3 2.
3 - 2 = 1
the illuminati triangle haz 1 eye...
ILUMINATE CONFURM.
GEYS WE DID IT.
TRUMP IZ EVIL.
HE DID 9/11
HE IZ ILLUMINATI LEEDER.
VOTE HILLARY.
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donaldtrumpofficial i hav exposed u. der iz no ternin bak noe.
WAEK UP AMERICA.
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Donald Trump is Illuminati
Accióngais how cud we hav bean so blind. it was rite in frunt uf uz the hole time.