Things that annoy the living hell outta me in stories.

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by Thanksforthecoffee

by Thanksforthecoffee

When you do this:

Me: I waannnaa mufffiiinnnnn

Bitchtits: No.

Or when you never have space inbetween your paragraphs, the chapter is just a GIANT blob of writing (I know Im a bit of a hypocrite but sue me. That was a while ago, build a bridge and get over it. )

Or when They Keep repeating the same thing over. . .and over.

Or when the WHOLE thing is surrounded with coffee. The reason that gerard stays alive is from his coffee habits. Boy, youd have a heart attack if you drank ten a day.

Or when they Kill off the character in a second and the other person gets over it rather quickly. Please, ive seen two of my friends die and Im still not over it. I dont think ill ever be.

Or when they fall inlove in a snap. (I dont believe in true love at first sight.)

Or when they flipping do the nasty on the first day the start dating. They arent supposed to be sluts you know. . . Unless one of them is actually a slut. then you may continue on with your life.

Or When they HAVE to have atleast ______ amount of votes and _____ Amount of comments before they update. UPDATE WHEN YOU CHOOSE. DONT MAKE US HAVE TO DO WORK FOR IT!

Or when your writing is like

Ur a dumass mutha fucka. Ttyl bby. Ily. #YOLOSWAGTWERKTEAMDERP. #Hashtag.

(And you arent texting.) The only time you shall say muthafucka like that is if it is Jimmy Urine or your joking around. Who talks like they are texting? If they do, they have a VERY serious problem and need to speak to someone.

This ones not exactly annoying its just something Ive noticed. Some writters (Like Myself) Put SO MUCH Drama(Im working on it.) . But others (These are not ones I like to read by the way) Are Just literally Fluff. Only fluff. Its like you cut open a pillow and poured it all over your story. I dont know why, but those just bore me. i need excitement. Kill someone. Slap a hoe. Call da popo on your bffl. Just something!

MY LIST COULD GO ON AND ON. JUST STAAPPPP. BE CREATIVE STAP WITH THE REPEATS. ONE TIME I READ THAT HE WENT INTO SECRET SERVICES AND IT WAS STILL AN AMAZING STORY WITH A GOOD PLOT. IM STILL IMPROVING I KNOW. BUT IM JUST SAYIN. IM IRRITATED WITH IT.Blugh. Im gonna go right crappy fanfics now.

Ttyl Ily BbY

xoxoTFTC

(Thanks for the coffee)