HOW TO SURVIVE THE LIFE OF AN AWKWARD MONKEY

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by Thanksforthecoffee

by Thanksforthecoffee

So heres the problem.

IM A FUCKING AWKWARD MONKEY.

People think Im all cool and smooth flowng but HELL-TO-THE-NO. This is a literal coversation I had.

Me:Er. . .Hi.

New human At my school:Hey hows it goin! Im James

Me: Uh. Jenna

Them, Now looking slightly awkward: So, Hows life?

*Insert my awkward laugh* (Then I trip on literally nothing and fall, yelping out shit.)

No Joke.

So this is how to survive this piece of shit awkwardness that god created for free entertainment.-_-

1)Be fucking careful where you step. Trust me on this shit, it will only make life more awkward that it already is.

2)Dont be the conversation starter. Seriously, if you cant form a convo worth a shit, Dont steer that way.

3) FUCK MEETING NEW PEOPLE. ITS NOT WORTH THE AWWWKKWWAARRDDDDNNEEEEESSSSS.

4) DONT TAKE A SHIT IN PUBLI-I mean Wut?

5) DONT TALK ABOUT MCR TOO EARLY. you will scare them away.

6) Again, Dont speak of sherlock too early. (This one goes out to @Cosmicmisfit)

WELL thats all I got! And I dont know if you should trust it. . .

Im pretty Awkward.

Fuck it.

*Flips table that some how manages to land on self*

FUCKIN HELL!