Stupidity

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Like first of all, Wow.

I have been rolling around in my hole of sadness for a long time now.

The whole cringefest started when I read my books again and came across this.

Is this a masterpiece? No, it's poop but magical like the other admin said.

2.k + or something suprised my inner mind.

WHY DO EVERYONE WANTS TO BE AN IDIOOOOT!

THEY MUST BE ALIENS.

I FOUND MY PEOPLE!!!

LET'S GO BACK TO JUPMARS AND LEAVE THE POWERLESS MORTALS!

I did not update.

HA. HA. HA. why.

Lets just go on.

ALRIGHT CLASS!

CAN YOU READ OR NOT?

DOES NOT MATTER, WE MUST LEARN THE ART OF BEING AN IDIOT.

FIRST OUR SKILLS ARE DIVIDED INTO GROUPS OF TWO.

PLAIN STUPIDITY

AND ANNOYING STUPIDITY

BAD LUCK IS REALLY OUT OF SUBJECT BECAUSE WE IDIOTS HAVE THE GOOD LUCK.

LOOK AT THOSE BAD BOY CLICHES AND NERD STUFF. THE GIRL IS CLEARLY STUPID. IN THE END STILL, SHE HAS WHAT SHE WANTS OR SHE DIED BECAUSE OF DEPRESSION OR SOMETHING.

SO GOOD LUCK TO US ALWAYS OR NOT.

IDIOTS ACHIEVE ANYTHING BECAUSE WE ARE SPECIAL. YEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY SO I LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON BUT SCREW IT.

IF YOU WANT, HERE IS YOUR STARTER PACK.

SPRINKLES

GLUE

MR. WIGGLES

TOILET PAPER

YOUR SOUL

NOW YOUR SOUL WILL BE GIVEN TO A CREATURE I FOUND NEAR A TREE.

AFTER THAT, WELL....

CADET, HANDS UP IN THE AIR.

DO IT! DO NOT READ, DO IT!

PLACE BOTH HANDS ON THE EYES TO COVER THEM.

DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

BUT LET ONE EYE PEEK TO READ.

HOLD YOUR BREATH.

PINCH YOUR NOSE.

WIGGLE YOUR PINKIE.

PANT.

IF YOU DID THAT, YOU DID A RITUAL.

YOU LOOK WEIRD.

NEXT....

I SWEAR THAT YOU CAN'T LICK YOUR ELBOW

KAY SO YEAH.

GUYS. HELP. STUDENTS. HELP. THY. SENSEI.

KAY.

BE AN IDIOT AND SING "BABY" TO SOMEONE IN A REALLY BAD VOICE [OH WAIT, YOU ALREADY SOUND BAD.] AND MISHEARD LYRICS.

PAINT EVERYTHING WITH YOUR COLOR OF CHOICE.

YES I SAID EVERYTHING.

NOW I LET YOU GIVE ME IDEAS AND I WILL DEDICATE YOU. 

NOW THANKS AND GOODBYE.

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