Normal guy- Hey watcha doin?
Idiot guy- Im a wizard fiend! *wears a cape and starts to chant with poking stick*
Normal guy-Uh......I think I need to tell teacher you are weird *Starts patting idiot guy*
Idiot guy- No!You will not judge me with your hands!!!!May you be curse with darkness!
Normal guy-Uh wut?
Idiot guy-Its not working! You mortal! I have my revenge soon
with.........*starts pulling something at the pocket*
Normal guy-Hey! be friendly! Dont shoot!
Idiot guy-This! *Pull out a rubber chicken*
Normal guy-Rubber chicken?
Idiot guy-Yes! This chicken will tell my master that you mortal is not obeying the rules! *Blows air at the rubber chicken*
Normal guy- I dont understand?
Idiot guy-Fly my precious!!!!!!
*throws the chicken*
The rubber chicken flew as the wind blew.It went into valleys,hills and mountains.It survive its journey ......
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It did not.
Idiot guy-Wut! No my precious!Its destroyed! *starts taking the chicken and Cries*
Normal guy- U kay?
Idiot guy-How will be okay! Lets held a funeral
Normal guy-Uh no,I have-----
Idiot guy- *pulls normal guy and the chicken* We will now be ready for the funeral! *starts to drag normal guy outside*
Normal guy-Halp me!
Idiot guy-come with me fiend,We will say goodbye!
to be continued!
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Stupidity
HumorYes,Stupidity............. Lets just say that this book shows the life of an idiot.Facts,Real idiots,ideas and anything that contains stupidity.Yeah,People! Ways to be an idiot!!!!! Ways to be an idiot!
