Wow. How lucky. You get 2 trash uploads in one day. Have some confetti too.
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Now, moving on.
You know the joke:
"What's black and white and red all over?"
You know the answer, right?:
"A newspaper."
And it's clever. It gets an applause and some awkward laughs, doesn't it?
Well, and I'm being completely honest here (it's called confessions, duh), I thought for around 5 years, legitimately, that the answer was...
A zebra
wearing lipstick
rolling down a hill.
And now I feel utterly stupid.
Well, that's over.
And I didn't just make that answer up. I think it was a fake meant-to-be-funny answer that was spread around my school at some point.
Never mind.
What lovely space this is.
I'll stay here for a while.
With my embarrassment.
Goodbye.
feralfauna
WAIT.
I've got it! This'll make you laugh!
What's black and white and red all over??
The truck.
Happy August 15th everyone~!!
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Too much left over confetti.
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