Suga: Your daughter, Dara who is 4. Came up to you and showed you a very explicit video. "Eomma, what are the two boys doing in this video?" She asked pointing at the porno scene.
Suga walked in and saw what was happening.
"What the fuck?" He mouthed to you.
"Honey, this is a grown-up thing. You shouldn't watch things like this." With that saying you took the tablet away from her and exited the video.
"Appa, What were the boys doing?" She asked and cocked her head to the side.
"Um.....They were wrestling, but in a more...fun way?" He said looking up at you and trying to control yourself from laughing.
"Do you and mom wrestle like that?" She asked again.
Damn she's full of questions. You thought.
"Nope, because appa would win." He winked and said.
"Oh okay." She giggled and ran off.
"You know you would lose." You whispered to yoongi and walked away swaying your hips.
Rap monster: "Appa, what's this?" You hear your son Jungsuk ask his father. You didn't see what he was talking about but the silence that happend when your son asked made you check it out.
Your son was holding one of Namjon's "secert" magazines, there weren't very secert anymore.
The expression on your boyfriend's face made you laugh and snort, he turned his head towards you and pointed.
"He found it." Namjoon said pointing to the magazine, your son found.
"I see." You say through out your giggles.
"Um... it's something that appa reads when he's on tour or when everybody is alseep." He tried to explain.
"Can i read it?" Your son asked.
"No, it's for appa's only." Namjoon took it away from him and went to hide it.
"Eomma, do they have a book for just eomma's?" He asked looking at you.
"Yup." You said walking away and cracking up.
J-hope: You were walking with j-hope to pick up you daughter mina from preschool.
When she saw you two walking up she started to run towards you.
"Emomma, Appa!" She yelled.
"Hey, hon. how are you?" You asked your daughter.
"I'm okay, but mommy what's sex?" She tilted her head and looked at you.
The question caught you off guard and caused your eyes to go wide. You looked over at J-hop wondering if he could help with the situation.
"Um..Sex is something nasty and dirty, only adults with a licence can do it. So don't do it. " J-hope said while bending down to be her size and gave her a peck on the cheek as she smiled.
"Wow, I didn't think that would work." You whispered to Hope.
"Baby, a horse gotta plan for everything." He said and chased your daughter down the street to your home as you shook your head and followed.
~Goddamn, it's been forever because my old computer broke and my parents didn't buy a new one until..Today so happy update day~
