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by jeondaddy

by jeondaddy

"Gangbang boys?" I repeat, raising my non existent eyebrow behind my armin arlert coconut headass hair at them.

" Gangbang boys. Because we'll fuck everyone (up) together!" winks E.T finger fucker. Makes sense. Tru dat.

" So," thigh goddess says, sitting down on one of the black leather sofas crossing his legs," why do you wanna be a stripper?" asks Jibooty, pushing his star shaped sunglasses up, pouting his lips like kylie jenner.

i clear my throat "firstly, because i'm fucking broke, like, you just gotta dance and money gets thrown at you and" i pause and take a breath, because everythings tense af " because i wanna stick my dick up jibooty's ass."

" same." say salt, the fucking sunshine, and E.T finger fucker monotonously, unfazed. no wonder they're called the gangbang
boys. jibooty nods his head, pouting his lips and blatantly mumbles, " fair enough. "

" can you dance though??" asks broad shoulders 80's trend in jackets.

"oh puh-leez," i shrugged and said
" is there anything i can't do?" as i slowly lower into the splits, frying an egg in a pan, sipping a carpisun.

"how did he-" Broad perfection widens his eyes in disbelief, his mouth open in shock.

"ssh..." i pressed my finger against broad absolute perfection, cutting him off " i'm secretly Marge from the Simpsons. its in my weave." i whisper, patting my coconut headass.

namjoon looks up to the sky @ you and with his hands, he "BOI"s at you and yells
"fuck this shit, y'all readers gon get confused by some of these names so these uglies are park jimin the whore aka thigh goddess aka jibooty, kim taehyung aka E.T finger fucker, min yoongi aka salt aka melted sour patch but for some odd ass reason he's called suga-"

" bitch have you seen his gummy smile? fucking adorable." yells out jimin. "agreed. anyways, this hoe's called jhope or, [ snicker ] hoeseok,"

" the lord knew i was a hoe, and he was right and i'm proud." hoeseok wipes a tear and blows a kiss upwards.

" there's jin aka my baby mama and my names namjoon aka daddy joon aka pussy slayer."

"and i'm jeon jungkook aka coconut headass aka nochu come thru my crew."

"looking forward to hangin with you jingle cock" says jimin, pushing up his "im a muh fucking starboy" sunglasses.

I'm terribly sorry for this shitty chapter and for being inactive.