Hello Sweetie

Chapter 15

[Currently making changes to this chapter. It won't make sense to go to the next chapter at the moment.]

River's POV

"Hold on. I have to make a quick call." Martha says, and starts dialing. We all stop outside the TARDIS.

"Hey. Can you come over whenever Rachel gets here? Yes. Thank you. We're going to Torchwood. I'll pick her up when we get back. Bye." She speaks into the phone.

"Ok. Ready." She says, and we head into the TARDIS. "You know, I'm never going to get used to this." Mickey murmurs under his breath. Martha gasps. "It's changed." She says,in awe. The Doctor nods. "My last regeneration destroyed it. She built a new one." he says, rubbing the console fondly.

The TARDIS hums in response. I walk over to the console and flip all the switches, press all the buttons, and last but not least, shoot my husband a smile as I turn off the handbrake.

"Ok. We're here." I start towards the door, and my parents follow. "Of course we're not. It has to make the noise first." Martha says slowly. I shake my head. "You've been abusing her for too long, sweetie." I tell my the Doctor. He rolls his eyes. "It's the brake Martha. The brake is what makes that awesome noise. River likes turning it off." he tells her grudgingly.

"Come on!" I tell him, motioning to the door. My parents and Mickey are already outside. He walks sulkily out past me. Typical.

I follow them out. "Jack." The Doctor acknowledges gruffly. The immortal man gives him a once over. "Doctor. Hello. Care to introduce me to your attractive friends?" He says, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively at Mum and Dad.

The Doctor glares at him. "Ponds, Captain Jack Harkness. Jack, Amy and Rory Pond." Rory lifts his hand up. "Actually, it's Williams. You keep getting that-" He gets cut off by Mum. "No. You're a Pond, Rory."He finally hangs his head in defeat.

"Now, what about this lovely lady?" Jack says, extending a hand towards me. "River Song. Archeologist." I shake his hand. He gives me a once over, and nods approvingly. "You should give me a number."

The Doctor steps forward. "She's married, Jack." The immortal man rolls his eyes. "I certainly don't see a husband here, do you?"

"I do." I smirk, slipping my arm around the Doctor's waist and projecting a few naughty things into his mind. His face immediately flushes red. "River..," He gives me a disapproving glare. I send him my best angelic smile.

Jack looks between us. "You got married? And I thought I couldn't be surprised...." The Doctor snorts. "Why is everyone so surprised? A lot of people get married."

"Yeah, but a lot of people aren't time traveling aliens with a bigger on the inside police box." Mickey points out. The Doctor pouts. "I knew a planet called Oaspicanoopa where all the inhabitants looked like giant ducks. That had teeth. Anyway, they got married! Besides, it's not like River and I's relationship is exactly domestic..."he says, stealing a glance at me.

"Let's go look at the videos, yeah?" I suggest, wanting to get off the topic of our marriage. They couldn't understand it.

 They all nod in agreement. "Right. Security room is this way." Martha motions to a door and starts walking to it.

We all follow her in. Inside, there are multiple screens and several knobs and buttons that can do things from shooting lasers out from the wall to actually putting someone in a net. It's almost impressive.

"Alright, the tape. It's in here somewhere...." Martha says, digging through a box. "Ah! Here we go. Tape of the unknown alien." She slips it in.

"The only reason we even know it exists is because we can hear people talking about it when we aren't looking. It's not easy to say something exists when you can't even remember it." Jack tells us.

The screen finally flickers onto a black screen.

"Alright, actually, I've got a plan before we turn on the tape. River, with me. We're going to make eye drives. Ones that we can't be electrocuted by. And-" the Doctor paused, rubbing his hands together- "these will be colorful! River, lets get busy!" He grabs my hand and drags him after me. "Ooh, sweetie." I say seductively.

He immediately drops my hand. "River! Not like that!" he hisses out. I laugh.

Rory's POV

That was a little strange. Busy? He better not have meant what River obviously thinks he meant...

[A/N. Heheh. Anyways, vote and comment! Thank you!]