Skool Luv Affair [BTSxEXO crossover]

Chapter 6: Tell me What is Love

Chapter 6: Tell Me What Is Love

      BaekHyun's POV

Me and SuHo had our little fun until the stupid school council president SeokJin called my SuHo so that we would have to meet with him and the others to eat lunch. I had the best time of my life and it was our first time doing it somewhere else that was not in a car, bedroom, shower stall, living room, kitchen and at a wedding reception. This is not our first rodeo of having our little sexcapade and we intend on doing it again and at different places, or even try it with a group of friends too.

Me and SuHo waited at the Cherry Blossom Park beside the school grounds so that we could eat lunch at this pizzeria I never heard of. About a good three minutes later, Jin and the others were in our view and started to head our way. Me and SuHo walked over to them and Jin seemed very pleased that we and him actually showed up, "Wow, I thought you two would never show up and I would have to dissolve club EXO for a month." Next thing you know, JiMin the smaller one walked up to the both of us and smelled us -sniff sniff- "Why do you two smell like sex and sweat?!" SuHo and I almost choked and laugh, I was stammering my words, "A...An..Ani, No we weren't, we had a little problem in the boiler room so Mr. Oh wanted us to check it out." I tried to say when we were cornered by TaeHyung and JungKook.

As I was trying to make my case that me and SuHo didn't have sex, then NamJoon came right behind us and took in a big wiff and smelt us in. He then said, "Well, JiMin no Jams...I guess you are right. I smell sweat, piss? semen, and a lot of body heat. With the smell of the place they had sex at, I guess it is in the storage and supply building. Although It is a small space, although I have been here in less than a full school day. My conclusion is that they had sex in a small room where it is -sniff sniff- in the art room supply closet with a little ass play. Am I right?"

Me and SuHo looked at each other in a shocked expression. "Am I right?" NamJoon said while having his arms crossed his chest, hips pointing to the right side and raising an eyebrow at us.

I looked down in disappointment and slowly looked up and said, "How did you know NamJoon? What you said was all true."

He made a small sarcastic laugh and said, "I have an IQ of 148. And I got bored so I told Jin that I was going on a secret mission so I did a little James Bond spy game to check up on you two. So I followed you two without getting caught and saw you two in the little art supply room. So for a good half an hour I saw Byun BaekHuyn and Kim JunMyeon having sex. This was the first time I actually saw a good sex show before. It kind of turned me on too, with these two boys having sex it was good show to see." He said in a joking way and but at least this wasn't made public or else we would have gotten expelled.

He continued his little monologue and said "I think we should have a music program; we should call it the BTS music program. BTS will stand for; BangTan SoYeonDan or Bullet Proof Boy Scouts in that case. I know club EXO is starting up with astrology, but it should be good for your club be dissolved and be refined into a music club instead. Maybe we could ask students from Sarang University to help us out. I asked Mr. Oh about this and said that a music program or group should consist of 7 members at least. I know from a little musical experience with helping out; VIXX was the member who I helped out as a decent photographer. I got to know all the members really well, treating me as if I was their brother..." He slowly began to trail off and voice became quiet and soft.     

With him trailing behind, NamJoon stopped, put his headphones on and walked ahead of us as if he knew Ulsan like it was in the back of his hand. Within a couple of minutes later, we ended in front of a cartoon-ish restaurant; Super Mario was plastered everywhere.

No One's POV

YoonGi and HoSeok laughed at the restaurant they arrived and ended up being hit in the head by the older. As if Jin has been there before, he wanted to stay in the 'Mushroom Kingdom' side of the place and completely ignoring to stay at 'Boswer's Castle' by giving it a bad taste.