sabriel oneshots [❗]

Doot Master 2k16

A/n: You can thank my shitty typing for this
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Sam walked into the bunker after early morning food shopping, and it was eerily quiet as he did so. He didnt like it one bit. Another thing he didnt like was that the kitchen and dining table were both spotless. Usually Dean made pancakes for everyone, and he was stuck cleaning up the mess.

He looked in the direction of the bedrooms, before hearing stomping and laughing. Sam put the groceries on the table and walked down the hall. He stopped in front of the door where they were.

"He is there." Castiel replied, and it was met with a lot of shushing.

"Alright guys, we got this." Gabriel harshly whispered. Of course he was in on whatever him and Cas were doing. Gabe cleared his throat and then screamed "D-D-D-D-DROP THE DOOT"

And then about 40 trumpets began dooting all over the place, and very poorly, too.

Sam opened the door, and saw Dean, Cas, Josie (his and Gabe's daughter), Garth, and Lucifer all holding trumpets.

And about a dozen Gabriels.

"Heya Sammy!" Dean yelled. He dooted some more after that.

"Is this not like your wildest fantasy, Samwich?" The Gabriels asked in unison, all climbing on Sam.

"One of you is enough." Sam replied flatly.

Cas and Lucifer started using airhorns while Lucifer screamed "GIT FUCKIN REKT!" All the Gabriels dooted in Lucifer's face for revenge. Cas just looked confused at the entire situation.

"Gabe what are you doing?" Sam asked.

"I dropped the doot." Gabe replied simply. Everyone picked up their trumpets and started violently dooting everywhere. Lucifer was dooting with one hand, and started blowing an airhorn with the other. Garth had his other hand occupied with Mr. Fizzles, who was also dooting a tiny trumpet.

Sam covered his ears and screamed "S T O P." Everyone stops except Lucifer, who dramatically dragged out the airhorn for like another minute and a half.

"Oh c'mon Sammy you know you love when I blow on things." He waggles his eyebrows and more dooting from the peanut gallery appears.

"Guys stop with the damn trumpets," Sam snaps. He loved everyone, granted. But he wants to rip their heads off sometimes.

"Sam, I believe it is called 'dooting'." Cas replies bluntly, and then everyone began dooting.

Sam sighed and kinda gave up as he lets everyone doot him off into the sunset.

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A/n: Does this even count as Sabriel?

Im just a walking meme at this point

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