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How To Become A Hot Person

First, you will need to find two attractive people such as Harry Styles and Lucy Hale.

Next, you die.

Then, Harry Styles and Lucy Hale create a baby, you.

After, you grow older.

Then, you become hot and attractive.

Next, you need to find your talent.

Finally, you get famous, become rich, marry 84 times, and still look good.

Oh, but then about 50 or so years later, you'll die and become ugly again.

Jokes on you, sucker.