If the person you don't like walks in by you say this:
You: "I think I need to bleach my eyes."
Person: "Why?"
You: "Cause I just saw your face and I can't unsee what I just saw."
And walk away like a boss.
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The Epic Comeback Book: By WatchYourProfanity
HumorDoes someone you hate always say dumb and rude shit to you and you want to get them back really good? Well this book will definitely help.