Ask/Dare Darkiplier and Antisepticeye

Mission...death

1:00 am everyone's asleep
Jack: *in orange ninja suit crawling on the floor towards the kitchen*
Me: *yawns and walks into kitchen*
Jack: *stands up and puts finger to mouth shushing me*
Me: *puts hands up in air and walks back out*
Jack: *quickly walks over and takes one of Anti's cookies eating it* hmm that wasn't so hard...
Anti: *jumps down from roof armed with a katana* oh? YOUR GUNNA DIE TONIGHT YOU OVER SIZED CARROT!
Jack: OH SWEET JESUS. ADIOS BITCHOCHOS THIS CARROTS GOTTA RUN! *runs away*
Anti: *grins evilly* I poisoned that cookie...
Jack: *from other room* HDIAHDOSBDHUXJAHSH HELP ME JAHZISHDHIXJD
Me: Anti if you fix him I'll buy you more cookies...
Anti: what's his purpose in life?!
Me: I need him for my other Ask/dare book so fix him...
Anti: *sighs and fixes Jack*
Jack*stumbles into room* and if you like this chapter punch that vote button in the face like a boss! High five all around wapish wapish. And I'll see all you dude in the next chapter...*faceplants*