Ask/Dare Darkiplier and Antisepticeye

Date or nah?

Dark: Even if I wanted to date that freaky circus potato he would literally kill me so I'm gunna make him raisin cookies...*gets ingredients and starts making cookies*

Anti:*on killing spree* FoOkIn DiE bItCH!

Dark: Okay now I just have to wait for him to get back so I can shove it into him! Wait...That sounded weird...

Anti: hey Dark. Make some chocolate chip cookies for me?! *genuinely shocked*

Dark: Um yes *shoves it Anti's mouth and runs away*

Anti:*chews then realizes why Dark ran away* GET OVER HERE YOU FUCKING BLOODY TAMPON