once upon a time there was a seemingly innocent man, named Patrick Stump. he was super nice to his friends and stuff. he was basically an angel. he was just so pure.
then one day a fan sent him a letter. it said:
'dear pattycakes,
you should take over the world. just polite everybody to death. ask nicely, and everything will be handed to you. with help from the emo king, the vegan princess, and joesus, you can do anything.
with love,
cuntcrusher mcjonesington'
that is the day that Patrick decided to take over the world lol.
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Dictator
FanfictionPatrick stump takes over the world by being nice. do not judge me. i came up with this idea when i was sleep deprived.
