Dictator

chapter 2

after two weeks of smiling and hugging everyone that tried to harm him and the band, Patrick was the leader of America.

there was new laws in place. no more pop music. no being mean. basically a bunch of great shît lol.

the vegan princess was swimming in a pool of fruit and the emo king was under a cork tree writing emo poetry. meanwhile, our fedorable overlord and joesus were inside headquarters, plotting.

"we need Canada on our side, man. they'd love you!" Joe stated.

"you really think so?" pattycakes questioned.

"i met a Canadian once who got punched in the face then thanked the person for it. Canada is hardcore." joesus convinced Patrick.

"okay ill call the leader of Canada immediately" Patrick decided.

Joe went outside to talk to his other two bandmates. it was breezy outside, so his beautiful curly brown hair waved in the wind. his blue eyes foused on two different things. one eye stared straight at the emo king who no longer looked emo sitting under a tree, writing in a book and crying, mostly likely over the loss of his lover. joesus's other eye was directed at the glorious vegan princess, doing dives into a pool of fruit. quite the ãss you got there Andrew. that was the thought of everyone in the area. damn those hips lol.

"hey, king! Princess! meeting!" Joe shouted. he sat at a round table that was placed in the middle of the grassy area. the beautiful vegan princess hopped out of the pool like a turtle and the emo king came running out from under the cork tree.

"sup Joe."
"hello, josephine."

"hey Andy. fûck you peter. sit down dudes. we have business to discuss." both men sat down sexually.

"please tell me Hitler is dead!" Andy pleaded.

"yes Andy. Hitler is dead. he has been for almost 300 years now." Joe answered.

"um no Joe. Hitler has been dead for less than 100 years." Pete butted in.

"what did i say about trying to one up me, peter pan. go back to neverland little bìtch." Joe snapped.

"okay guys. business, remember?" Andy reminded his pals.

"oh, yeah. Patrick is trying to get Canada on his side." Joe announced. just then Patrick came running towards them.

"they had a heartattack while we were talking. Im too nice even for Canada. so we have to leave now and get to that snowy wonderland before anyone else like Jamaica or Germany tries to take it." he spoke quickly.

all the men ran to the tour bus and started it up. as they were headed down the road, they ran into a barricade of teenage girls wearing one direction and jutting beibery shirts.

"ill just run them over." Andy said as he was driving.

"holy smokes, Andy! you cant do that! its rude." pattycakes said.

"we don't have to hurt them" petemo said quietly.

"no Pete. you don't have to do this." Joe said.

"yes i do. its the only way we'll make it out alive. i got the black hair dye in the bathroom and some eyeliner too." Pete walked in the bathroom. there was a dead body. "oh my god its...."