Dream It Inside

Dream 5

Mmmmm well i guess sleeping outside equals waking up in a quiet medow. Nice. Now lets find someone around he- suddenly a small earthquake dropped me on my butt and a  small figure appeared. "Uh..h-hello?"

".  .  ."

"So your not much of a talker huh?"

".  .  .you"

"um....me?"

"You shouldn't have came here."

"oh okay well i'll just go somewhere else then my ba-" next thing i know a arrow shot way to close to my face and hit the tree behind me.

"You shall never leave this place." he said slowly walking closer "I said i was gonna go somewhere else man hat the hell." I whined as i fall on my shaky knees. "you shall not leave." He repeated. "Well you shall not pass! i'm going home." I cried and walked off before a wall got in my way.

"You WILL fight me in the name of honor!" He shouted and got ready the shoot me again. "But i don't have a- oh i forgot. it's a dream. Ha bitch i fly!" To the clouds!!! and now i'm lost in space.

...............maybe theres another sloar system around here. Weeeeeeeeeee ^-^

lets see theres a planet zorgbal, canbul, cornland, candyland, and homograb. now i'm lonely.hmm...

Adventure time!!!i shall fight the biggest beast! i shall be a queen t my kingdom i shall....you know what screw it i'm not doing any of that i'll just lay down and sleep. oh i wonder if i can go to sleep  in a dream and stay that way for millions of dreams.

Dream 2nd dimension.

hmm nothing seems to change except for a flat chest and a ding-dong between my legs. how can you guys walk around with this? well more importantly time to be a unicorn!  

Magical unicorn! magical unicorn on an adventure! flying in the sky! join me on my adventure! well that all i got but i'm still an aweome singer anyways.

"What are you doing?"

"Huh? derrick?"

"You shouldn't have done that you know. jumping into a second dream is dangerous." 

"Well i just wanted to- wow." Well i can't deny female derrick is pretty hot. 

"Sexy right? hehe i'm totally jelly of you" he said trying to talk like a girl. "Don't do that you sound like a chocking chicken"

"Bet you can't say that five times"

"fine chocking chicken chocking chicken choping chipin fuck!"

"Ha now you owe me a million dollars!" 

"Hell no!"

"But i want money ;-;"

"too bad. woow" suddenly the room started shaking "Shit common we gotta leave wake up two times and hurry!" with that he left  "Come on wake up!" 

Nothin!

"Wake up come on!"

Still noting!

"Wake uuuu ah!"

Me: to be continued :p