The same thing over and over and over.
Wake up. Go to school. Get bullied. Go home. Do homework while your mom and dad live there 'lives'. And fall asleep.
That when everything changes
"Your a serious b_to the itch right?" Derrick asks "And your s serious man whore you know that? Anyways like I was saying" oh yeah the audience. So to speed things up basically we are all telling our camp stories. "Oh wow. Looks like the king is finally over powered. The prophecy has come to save us and give all the other men out there a shot to get laid." Emo praised. "Shut the hell up" derrick mumbled. "Awe is my big bad wolf angry" I smirked. "Hell yes. I think its time for the big bad wolf to go hunt his prey. And may I say I see some pretty good looking sheep out in these woods tonight" he smirked looking at the sheep standing behind the tree. "Um...beastiallity much?"
"Not when you can do this?" He says with a snap of a finger it turns into a human woman with sheep wool over her private parts. "This is so wrong?"
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" true anyways who else has a stupid story to tell" I ask. "I got a story to tell. It may not be pleasant but it'll be pleasant." A creepy dude walk out the bushes "Um....I think its time for us too um ..go?" I say slowly walking backward falling into a chair. "Too bad your staying." The strange man says. I'm just gonna call him Bob. "Not too long ago In this very spot lived my crew." He starts. "Everything was going fine...until my beautiful wife was murdered." We gasped. "Someone died on this very spot?" Derrick asked. "Yeah it even says it on the sign right there" he points to a sign reading
The words were unreadable since it was covered with blood. "Oh."
"Anyways on to the-"
"I wanna go home!" Dyland whines. "No one leaves until I finish my story." Bob says. "Oh come on this is wrong we're all white people so most likely were gonna do something stupid to get ourselves killed." Derrick whines.
"Quit your bitching!" Bob yells. "As I was saying. It was a very quick fast murder. No one saw it coming. Oh how beautiful she was my beautiful butterbean horseface." He sighed in love.
"What was her name?" Lola asks. "I told y'all butterbean horseface"
"Um..okay that's a very unique name"
"The best name in the world. But swooped away from me so fast I couldn't save her in time. Soon my ex girlfriend psycho Mcmurder killer was pregnant with my child. To this day no one knows who committed the murder" he sighs.
Bruh -_-
"So your telling me that you had a wife and an affair with your ex girlfriend psycho Mcmurrder killer who is pregnant with your child."
"Yup and no one knew who commit- *gasp* everything is clear now!"
"See that's how you use your-"
"It was my brother! God mcJesus!"
"Dude!"we yelled. " it was always him! The way he would I always help me with my homework. The way he helped cure cancer and global warming. Such an evil beast!"
Seriously. "Um that's a good thing -_-"
"Yeah." We all nod in agreement. "I think you should go see someone about this."
"Your right."
Yes now go"
"Yeah! Soon the merderer shall be found and taken to hell!" He runs off. Ah well that takes care of him "Freeze!" A police walks in with Bob. That wasn't even a minute!! "Who are you guys!" He says pointing the gun at us. "Put the gun down man! Were just friendly campers!"
"Oh or are you just really God McJesus in a campers body?!"
"Hold the fuck up man. Now just drop the gun. Tell us your name and we can all do this calmly."
"I am officer file. First name pedo. Middle name harassment."
"Okay pedo file I'm just going to call a-"
"What is that girl writing?!" He points the gun to Lola. I look down in her hands to see the death note."
"That's our friend. She writes journals of her dayly life on there. She's a very tromitized girl."
"Oh okay." A minute later he was dropping dead blood dripping t of his mouth. "Jeez Lola you had to get to the extra blood too?"
"It satisfies my inner demons" she smiles. "Remind me. Never to fuck with you."
"Noted." We nod and look back at Bob. Oh we never did get his name. "Oh yeah what's your name."
"The names psycho Mcmurder killer. Why?"
"What? Buy isn't that your ex girlfriends name?"
"What oh no that was my side bitches name. My ex girlfriend was named slut McWhore." "So your side bitch has that same name?"
"Oh no my name has a f in the name psycho while she has the pH part. Well looks like the murderer was found so let's all sing the bird is the word song!
But the murderer is still out- aaaand they all ignore me. What the fuck ever man...
