Crappy Pick-Up Lines 101

Crappy Lines No. 71-80

Are you a notification? Because I wanna check you everytime.

Are you Shakira? Because your hips don't lie.

Are you a matchstick? Becaue you lit my heart on fire.

Are you Heineken? Because you refresh the parts others can't reach.

Are you Dunkin Donuts? Because I want you to loosen up a little.

Is it just me or do I see my future in your eyes?

Are you a paintbrush? Because I wanna stroke you.

Are you a knife? Because you look so sharp today.

Are you a sweather? Because you make my heart warm when the wearher is cold.

Are you magnet? Because I'm attracted to you.

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