Crappy Pick-Up Lines 101

Crappy Lines No. 1-10

Are you trash? Because I would love to pick you out.

Are you chilly? Because damn, you so hot.

Are you a cupid? Because I think you just shot my heart.

Are you sunblock? Because I need you to protect me from your hotness.

Are you a mint? Because you freshen up my life.

Are you a cloud? Because you're my silver lining.

Will you be my fork? Because I want to be your spoon.

Are you a dog? Because I woof you!

Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.

Are you a pie? Because you're such a cutie pie.

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