Love at the first fight (Harley x joker lemon!!!)

Harleys bad day

Harley's pov

I was with my mistah J and he noticed I wasn't walking with just him, I had a puppy. "Harley, where did you get a dang dog?" Joker asked. "Found em'." I said. "Oh, does he murder?" He asked. I replied saying "if we can keep him them I'll teach the lil' rascal." He told me "fine, as long as he doesn't make any messes." I said to him "ok, mistah J." We went back home and my puddin' stopped to look around. I didn't know why but it didn't matter cause he just kept going. He stopped again when he went in our room. "Harley, what happened to our room?" He asked softly. "I made it pretty!!!" The room was pink and blue, but mostly pink. The bed, pink. The tv, pink, and the walls were a darkish blue. Some stuff was green like the pillows and the floor. "Harley...come here." He ordered. I went over to him a little scared. He told me "clean this up or your not gonna be able to even move an inch." He patted my head calming me down a little but then nudged my back. I walking over and picked up some of the toys on the floor and he slapped my butt, I blushed but kept on doing what I was doing. He left the room and I got done with the room. He went downstairs and saw that the pup just destroyed the whole living room. "HARLEY!!! COME HERE!!" He screamed for me. I came downstairs and he said "the dog isn't staying and you are going to sit here and starve until all of this is fixed." I slouched and said "awww! The pup is just a pup! I didn't know he was gonna do this puddin'!" I stared at the floor and he put his finger on my chin making me look back up at him. "W-what..." He made me smile with his hands and told me "I love you, Harls." I blushed and went back to cleaning. He pushes the dog out the door and went back upstairs.

Joker's pov

I really do love Harley. She's everything to me but I have to show her that. I texted her and asked her about dinner tonight. She said "YES!!!!" I pulled the phone away from my ear and felt my insides explode from happiness. Of course she was wearing no pants and a long flannel shirt that went over her underwear. I always blush when she bends over, she always wears the v neck flannel shirt. Clever Harley. I text Harley, telling her to put on something cute. She texts back saying "sure, anything for ya mistah J." I blush, hiding my face from the world. I put on a black date night outfit. She puts on a short red dress. I tell her she looks beautiful. She blushes. We go to a place called "Romeo's" weird name but whatever.