Love at the first fight (Harley x joker lemon!!!)

I'm his.

Jokers pov

Last night...I'm speechless...she's so good...even if I was her first...ugh. I'm so dirty. She's still super hot. I went downstairs and welp...I was speechless again..Harley had on a cute blue jacket and gray panties (hehehhe guess who she looks like) she also had her hair in a cute lazy bun. She's so cute omg...welp...I'm gonna go to the store or...club. "Harls I'm gonna go...somewhere." I said. She said "ok, where?" She asked, I responded saying the truth "strip clubbbb..." She came up to me and paused. She slapped me. Ow. She's strong, if hate to be batman when she's on her period. "HEY!!!" I screeched. She looked proudish. I just looked at her and said "fine...you can come." She squealed and I blushed. She was probably gonna knock out the previous strippers and get half naked and take the stage...my lucky guess because that's just what she did. As she did that a girl came up to me and asked "wanna have a private chat~?" I replied saying "nahHHHHH!!" She grabbed my arm and raced to some red and...stained white curtains...I wonder what the white is. "Come on baby." She said. I just looked at her with a poker face and she said "COME ON BRAT!!" I was about to speak but then the curtains pushed open violently. It was Harley. Yay...she's gonna kill me.

Harley's pov

"I'm his." I said

(A/N) hello. In back from the beach and dumb school comes up, yaaaay. Fuck me.
Anyways I hope you FUCKING LIKE THIS CHAPTER!!! It's so short, sorry it's because my mom wants to do my hair and its like 2:00 AM or something.