1). I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can'tseem to get my head that far up my @$$.
2). Insult: You're a fail.
Comeback: So was your dad's condom.
3). Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
4). You're just mad 'cause your mom has a bigger d**k than you.
5). Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at themall - you should get one.
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I don't mean to cause any offence so please do not feel offended!
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