I'm at a club
Teeheehee
I walked to the bar like a bad man innit fam.
"Oi he got u a drink omg he's all important and everything" says the bartender
He points to a very good looking guy
He looks rich
Yay
He walks over and whispers in my ear "that drink cost me £100 pounds" in a seductive voice
"Oh my god really?" I asked
"Yeah and you're gonna come to my house"
"Oh my god really?"
"Uh huh Leggo"
We went to his house tehehe
He threw me on to the bed and undressed me.
Then he undressed himself
Obviously
"Are you a virgin??" He asked
"No" I shook my head "I'm with sky"
"I didn't mean... Okay don't worry"
He thrusted into me
Hard
Again and again
"Call me.. Call me"
"What?"
"CALL ME GRANDPA"
He switched positions and fucked me harder
"Oh my god grandpa harder"
"Okay"
"By the way.. That drink.. Cost me a -fuck- £10" he panted
"U fucking wot m8"
I pulled him out of me
"I ONLY FUCK RICH PEOPLE OMG I FAILED MY GCSES HOW ELSE AND IM GONNA PAY FOR EVERYTHING" I said
I left
Umm First A/N
I apologise
AND OMG WHY HAS THIS GOT 300 READS OMGG
BTW THIS JUST TAKES THE PISS OUT OF OTHER FANFICS IVE READ AND ITS FOR THE BANTS
OKAY ILY
