"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews-"
"What the fuck u music whore stick to one band" screams moochael as he throws my phone out of the window.
"whAT FUCKING BAND THEN??? HMM??"
"Ya know... My band? Ur such a shit girlfren"
"MOOCHAEL HOW THE FUCKING DAREZ U"
"Nono I didn't mean it"
Then suddenly
"I hate your dumb tattoo, I wish you'd fly to the moon"
"Y/N WHY THE FUCK AVE U GOT THIS SONG ON UR PLAYLIST U TWAT"
"Idk u cunt"
"FUCK ME"
ME AND MOOCHAEL FUCKED
BUT GUESS WHAT
HE HIT MY HEAD WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER AND SOLD MY BLOOD TO CHILDREN SAYING IT WAS MILKSHAKE
I hate myself why am I like this.
