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All the avengers were sitting in the living room watching a movie when they heard a very loud, high pitched scream. They soon saw a girl with h/l h/c and e/c named y/n running full speed with a towel around her shivering form. Pietro soon noticing ran over to her in a blur of blue and picked her up and brought her to the couch. After set down the girl says " SPIDER........BIG ASS MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER IN THE POOL. JUST ......... JUST... Lerkin!"
They all stared at you with wide eyes then Tony speaks up " YOU CANT HANDLE A FUCKING SPIDER BUT YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE WITH YOUR LEFT THUMB!" (if anyone knows where I got the left thumb reference l seriously love you) " GO SEE FOR YOURSELF ITS FUCKING HUGE!" Tony starts to drag you to the pool when the spider jumps on his face! " AHH GET IT OFFF GET IT OFF!!!'" " ABSOLUTELY NOT TONY! PEITRO HELP MAH!"
Peitro comes running in with a flash of blue and picks you up bridal style and runs into the kitchen where everyone is waiting.
Tony runs into the kitchen screaming "GET IT OFFFFFFF HELP MEHHHHHHHHH!" You come running with a wooden spoon saying "Tony hold the fuck still!" When Tony stops running you close you're eyes and smack him in the face but you didn't notice that the spider had jumped off " Y/N*crack* ITS GONE *crack* STOP HITTING ME *crack**THUD*".........." It's gone?" Soon, you notice Tony laying knocked out on the ground and no spider. " YOU LITTLE INVISIBLE SHIT! WHERE DID THE INVISIBLE LITTLE SHIT GO!" You had just jumped on the table when you felt something on you leg. You look down to see the spider and start whacking it with the spoon " NOPE NOPE NOPE! UGHHHHHHHHHHHH SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then you run off screaming shower.
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All the avengers(minus Tony, he's still knocked out) are comforting you while you are in fetal position on the couch. Tony trudges in and when you see him you start to chuckle, then giggle, then burst out into laughter. " WHAT IS SO FUNNY. I DONT REMEMBER SAYING ANYTHING FUNNY!" " Your face!" You reply between laughter "IT JUMPED ON MY FACE Y/N!!!!MY BEATIFUL FACE!" Then the rest of the avengers burst out laughing.
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Avengers one shots
FanfictionA funny an hilarious story for the avengers and you/Shadow(my oc).Wanda and Pietro will be involved in this and whoever I feel like putting in got it. And you have powers similar to wandas but you can also control shadows and electricity. P.s. I don...
