sex god: WOOP WOOP BITCHES
total nerd: Dean wtf is your contact name
trenchy baby: What is a sex god? Is that an insult to my father? And can someone please clarify what 'nerd' means? Should we kill it?
total nerd: IT'S ME CAS, SAM
sex god: see, so much easier to talk like this
total nerd: we are literally a few feet away from each other
sex god: there's yknow, a wall between us
trenchy baby: I don't understand what my contact name is. How do I change it?
sex god: you don't need to change it
< trenchy baby has changed their name to Castiel >
sex god: how did you change your contact name on my phone
total nerd: oh I was teaching Cas how to use his phone, taught him a few hacks in the process
< Castiel changed total nerd's name to Sam >
< Castiel changed sex god's name to Dean >
Dean: nO MY NAMES
Castiel: Your name is Dean, is it not?
Dean: sammy teach me the hack pls come in this room
Sam: only if you don't call me total nerd
Dean: promise :)
Castiel: Why have you sent a colon with a bracket?
Sam: it's a smiley face Cas
Castiel: No, it is a colon and a bracket.
Dean: you didn't teach him enough
Sam: I showed him emoticons instead
Castiel: I didn't quite care for them. Some appeared as quite offensive.
Sam: you're practically married to Dean you should be used to that kind of thing
Castiel: I am not married to your brother, Sam. Don't call me his husband.
Dean: TEACH THE DAMN HACK BEFORE I SLIT YOUR THROAT FOR THAT
Castiel: It has been fifteen minutes. I would like to continue the conversation. Texting can be quite amusing.
< Dean changed Dean's contact name to piemaster >
< piemaster changed Castiel's contact name to constantly confuzzled >
< piemaster changed Sam's contact name to mooseylover >
constantly confuzzled: Please do not call me that.
< piemaster changed constantly confuzzled's contact name to
honeybee >
mooseylover: hey im gonna order pizza that cool Dean?
piemaster: that's not my name. and also I want a pie
mooseylover: kk Cas want anything?
honeybee: Yes. Please ask the pizzaman if he truely loved the babysitter and if he answers yes, question him about his actions that followed.
mooseylover: I'll just get you a burger
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Don't Emoticon Me ☞ Supernatural Texts
Fanfiction[ Message from Hunting Group Chat ] honeybee: Hello Dean. Hello Sam. mooseylover: cas pls it's 2 in the morning honeybee: Is this an inappropriate time to be texting? mooseylover: you think?? piemaster: oh yay you guys woke me up :) honeybee: I'm n...
