< Chuck has joined the conversation >
mooseylover: Chuck?
Chuck: um yeah hi I saw that you guys had started texting with the whole prophet thing haha and um thought I would join in?
piemaster: wAIT
piemaster: you need a name
< piemaster changed Chuck's contact name to fakegod >
fakegod: um what's that supposed to mean?
piemaster: hey you're the one who accidentally called yourself a god when we met you
fakegod: oh ok as long as everyone has weird names like that
mooseylover: how come castiel's name isn't a joke
piemaster: he brought me pie so he was rewarded
mooseylover: sure Dean whatever you say
piemaster: you respect your elders my name is piemaster
mooseylover: I'm not calling you that
honeybee: Hello Chuck.
fakegod: Castiel? hi
honeybee: How are you?
fakegod: the same as always, poor and deprived
piemaster: suck it up sugar
< Becky has joined the conversation >
Becky: HI GUYS
piemaster: oh god
Becky: HI SAMMY
mooseylover: please don't call me that
piemaster: uh how did you get our numbers?
Becky: off Chuck's phone of course!
fakegod: when did you get my phone?!
Becky: after we did it and you locked yourself in the bathroom
piemaster: hold up, you guys frickle frackled?
mooseylover: stop please
fakegod: yeah I persuaded her to go out with me again
Becky: shh sweetie, as long as Sam isn't available, I'm all yours
fakegod: oh
< piemaster changed Becky's contact name to wincestfan >
mooseylover: tf is Wincest
honeybee: I believe it is the name for Sam / Dean.
mooseylover: wHat
honeybee: In a homosexual relationship, if you didn't quite understand.
mooseylover: I UNDERSTOOD
piemaster: heathen
piemaster: dEmon
piemaster: there's no salt emoji
fakegod: Dean you're spamming I only came to say hi I'm trying to sleep
piemaster: YOU WANNA SEE SPAM
wincestfan: can I spam with Wincest pics??
mooseylover: WINCEST WHAT
wincestfan: pretty please??
mooseylover: NO
wincestfan: okay, I won't for you Sammy <3
fakegod: ohh
mooseylover: iM GOING TO SLEEP GOODNIGHT GUYS
wincestfan: GOODNIGHT SAMMY <3<3
fakegod: uh
wincestfan: if Sam's going to bed I probably should too
wincestfan: goodnight sugar <3
fakegod: goodnight becks <3
piemaster: I ship it
honeybee: I'm not sure I understand the concept of 'shipping'.
piemaster: oh Cas
honeybee: Yes, Dean?
piemaster: go to sleep oml goodnight
honeybee: Angels do not sleep.
piemaster: then go lie down or something
honeybee: I see no need for me to lie down.
honeybee: Hello?
honeybee: Hello?
honeybee: Hello?
mooseylover: STOP TEXTING CAS
honeybee: Hello Sam.
mooseylover: please stop
honeybee: Whatever you wish.
piemaster: hey everyone?
mooseylover: what?
piemaster: shut
piemaster: up
mooseylover: YOU SHUT UP
piemaster: gladly
honeybee: Why do people say goodnight before sleeping? You are unconscious. How is that good or bad?
mooseylover: Cas
honeybee: Yes?
mooseylover: goodnight
honeybee: I dislike that saying. Please refrain from using it.
mooseylover: go away
honeybee: That is more suitable.
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Don't Emoticon Me ☞ Supernatural Texts
Fanfiction[ Message from Hunting Group Chat ] honeybee: Hello Dean. Hello Sam. mooseylover: cas pls it's 2 in the morning honeybee: Is this an inappropriate time to be texting? mooseylover: you think?? piemaster: oh yay you guys woke me up :) honeybee: I'm n...