how to not say goodnight

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< Chuck has joined the conversation >

mooseylover: Chuck?

Chuck: um yeah hi I saw that you guys had started texting with the whole prophet thing haha and um thought I would join in?

piemaster: wAIT

piemaster: you need a name

< piemaster changed Chuck's contact name to fakegod >

fakegod: um what's that supposed to mean?

piemaster: hey you're the one who accidentally called yourself a god when we met you

fakegod: oh ok as long as everyone has weird names like that

mooseylover: how come castiel's name isn't a joke

piemaster: he brought me pie so he was rewarded

mooseylover: sure Dean whatever you say

piemaster: you respect your elders my name is piemaster

mooseylover: I'm not calling you that

honeybee: Hello Chuck.

fakegod: Castiel? hi

honeybee: How are you?

fakegod: the same as always, poor and deprived

piemaster: suck it up sugar

< Becky has joined the conversation >

Becky: HI GUYS

piemaster: oh god

Becky: HI SAMMY

mooseylover: please don't call me that

piemaster: uh how did you get our numbers?

Becky: off Chuck's phone of course!

fakegod: when did you get my phone?!

Becky: after we did it and you locked yourself in the bathroom

piemaster: hold up, you guys frickle frackled?

mooseylover: stop please

fakegod: yeah I persuaded her to go out with me again

Becky: shh sweetie, as long as Sam isn't available, I'm all yours

fakegod: oh

< piemaster changed Becky's contact name to wincestfan >

mooseylover: tf is Wincest

honeybee: I believe it is the name for Sam / Dean.

mooseylover: wHat

honeybee: In a homosexual relationship, if you didn't quite understand.

mooseylover: I UNDERSTOOD

piemaster: heathen

piemaster: dEmon

piemaster: there's no salt emoji

fakegod: Dean you're spamming I only came to say hi I'm trying to sleep

piemaster: YOU WANNA SEE SPAM

wincestfan: can I spam with Wincest pics??

mooseylover: WINCEST WHAT

wincestfan: pretty please??

mooseylover: NO

wincestfan: okay, I won't for you Sammy <3

fakegod: ohh

mooseylover: iM GOING TO SLEEP GOODNIGHT GUYS

wincestfan: GOODNIGHT SAMMY <3<3

fakegod: uh

wincestfan: if Sam's going to bed I probably should too

wincestfan: goodnight sugar <3

fakegod: goodnight becks <3

piemaster: I ship it

honeybee: I'm not sure I understand the concept of 'shipping'.

piemaster: oh Cas

honeybee: Yes, Dean?

piemaster: go to sleep oml goodnight

honeybee: Angels do not sleep.

piemaster: then go lie down or something

honeybee: I see no need for me to lie down.

honeybee: Hello?

honeybee: Hello?

honeybee: Hello?

mooseylover: STOP TEXTING CAS

honeybee: Hello Sam.

mooseylover: please stop

honeybee: Whatever you wish.

piemaster: hey everyone?

mooseylover: what?

piemaster: shut

piemaster: up

mooseylover: YOU SHUT UP

piemaster: gladly

honeybee: Why do people say goodnight before sleeping? You are unconscious. How is that good or bad?

mooseylover: Cas

honeybee: Yes?

mooseylover: goodnight

honeybee: I dislike that saying. Please refrain from using it.

mooseylover: go away

honeybee: That is more suitable.

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