@/HawkeyeOffical:
Kind of wishing that I was a bird right now...
@/HawkeyeOffical:
FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckPizza
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Just saw a fluffy dog in the street, may have borrowed it without permission
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Hey Tony, why does all your liquor taste like motor oil??
@/RealTonyStark
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Don't know why Thor is singing Beyoncé, quite scared
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Did you guys know I have kids?
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Don't follow @/PMaxiDiddy7845 he will steal your furniture and eat everything in your fridge
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Take it back, go follow @/PMaxiDiddy7845. Thanks for stealing all my pants btw.
@/HawkeyeOffical:
@/BarnesBuchananJames can you stop using my electric arrows to electrocute yourself? I only get a few of those! Stick your hand in the toaster.
@/HawkeyeOffical:
@/RealBlackWidow can you stop calling be birdbrain in front of my kids? They keep calling me birdbrain and Laura refuses to do something
@/HawkeyeOffical:
Man do I want cake right now
