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@/TheSteveRogers:
Going to supermarket

@/TheSteveRogers:
Paying for stuff at supermarket

@/TheSteveRogers:
Just got a text from Tony saying "stop telling us everything that you're doing" but isn't that the point of Twitter?

@/TheSteveRogers:
What's Facebook?

@/TheSteveRogers:
Who is Stan Lee and why is he trying to follow me?.... #Quitescared

@/TheSteveRogers:
What's a fangirl?

@/TheSteveRogers:
What's tumblr?

@/TheSteveRogers:
At the hospital again, Bucky stuck the wrong hand in the toaster

@/TheSteveRogers:
@/HawkeyeOffical why are you on the news for stealing a dog?

@/TheSteveRogers:
@/Falconsarebetterthanhawks you left your phone here

@/TheSteveRogers:
@/Falconsarebetterthanhawks oh wait you can't see this without your phone, I'll just bring it to you.

@/TheSteveRogers:
Okay, I know we had a little falling out, but did you really have to block me on Twitter? @/RealTonyStark

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