Thor

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@/thethunderisreal:
How do you humans work such tiny devices?

@/thethunderisreal:
I just saw a cat get scared by a tiny cucumber.

@/thethunderisreal:
I like pootarts

@/thethunderisreal:
*poptratrs

@/thethunderisreal:
It seems my large hands cannot press the holographic buttons on this device you humans call an iPhone

@/thethunderisreal:
Beware everybody: Loki is feeling very hormonal today.

@/thethunderisreal:

No Stark I do not need a Krispy Kream donut!

@/thethunderisreal: 

What is a vine and why does the spider boy talk about them!

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Why are there so many Kardashians 

@/thethunderisreal: 

the only royal family that matters is mine 


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