@/RealNickFury: I hate this app
@/RealNickFury: What is a 'retweet'
@/RealNickFury: Remember when Tony Stark respected boundaries? Yeah me either.
@/RealNickFury: Someone tell that new spidey boy to stop stealing my damn eye patches
@/RealNickFury: I hate children
@/RealNickFury: I never asked to be born
@/RealNickFury: I definitely need to go to the supermarket I need tortilla chips
@/RealNickFury: Wait I meant to text that to someone
@/RealNickFury: Google: how to delete tweet
@/RealNickFury: No, Google how to delete tweet
@/RealNickFury: Motherfucker I hate this phone
