Mom:get up.
Ashley: *sleep*
LJ: for what Mom
Mom:why are you still here?
LJ: you know I basically live here
Mom:sadly.now get up before you are late
LJ: ok Mom
Mom:i still hate you.ash get up!
Ashley: *sleep*
LJ: I got you *slaps Ashley's butt*
Ashley: Fuck!!
Mom:jay!ash cuss. I tolled you she cuss.and LJ don't do that again.
Dad: ash?
LJ: Dang Mom
Ashley: yes Daddy?
Dad:did you cuss?
Ashley: yes Dad
Mom: i tolled ya.
Dad:*kiss kayla*shut up.
Mom: umm.yeah.
Dad:ash why you cuss for?
Ashley: LJ hit my butt to hard I'm sorry
Dad:it is okay.
Mom:wtf!when i cuss. You would yell at me.so unfair!
Dad:*kiss kayla*didn't i tell you to shut up.
Ashley: thanks Dad and me and LJ are ready.
Dad:no problem.
Mom:*punch in the chest*
Dad:ow.i will drive you.
Ashley: Mom why you did that and ok
Mom:because i wanted to.
Ashley/LJ: Bye Mom
Mom:bye.get out.
Ashley/LJ: *at school*
Mom:*go to kitchen*
Dad:what we doing today?
Mom:i am going back sleep.
Dad:what!?!you really going back sleep.
Mom:yup.
Dad: no.no.*grabs kayla wrist*
Mom:why not?
Dad: cause you know what I want
Mom:i am tired.
Dad: babe plz
Mom:no
Dad: But baeeee
Mom:but i want to sleep
Dad: you gone go back to sleep when I'm done.
Mom:*sigh*fine
Dad: so what do you want to eat.
Mom:egg,bacon,grits,sausage
Dad: my sausage or the actual food.
Mom:both
Dad: *gasp* baee
Mom:what!?!what!?!
Dad: bae you want it that bad
Mom:oh. Why you so surprised? I was giving you hints!
Dad: I was just playing
Mom:i hate you.*punch jay in the chest*
Dad:ouch baee I was just playing daàng
Mom: playing. Before i make you not have a another child.
Dad: baee chill I'm going to give you the D.
Mom:too late.i don't want it anymore. Get away from me.
Dad: No come here *picks her up*
Mom: put me down
Dad: No
Mom:yes.now put me down!
Dad: No *locks the room door*
Mom:yes*punches jay in chest repeatedly*
Dad: ouch bae stop *lays her down* happy now?
Mom:yes.
Dad: *gets on top of her*
Mom:stop
Dad: stop what baee
Mom:get off of me!
Dad: No baee
Mom:please!
Dad: No
Mom:yes*push jay off her*
Dad: * gets back up and pins her down*
Mom:sexy but the kids will back at anytime.
Dad: they don't have to come right away plus Ashley won't LJ hit soooo......
Mom:soooo....neither are you. When LJ get some.you get some.*push jay off her*
Dad: but babe I'm not him so come on, plz babe.
Mom:nope.*smirks and walks out the room*
Dad: babe plz come here I'm sorry.
Mom:sorry Justin bieber. But no.
Dad: I'm not playing * grabs her and pins her to the wall*
Mom:*kick jay in the ball*i ain't sorry.
Dad: shit baee wtf is wrong with you
Mom:a lot of stuff.
Dad: Ashley just texted me and told me she was ready
Mom:go get her
Dad: if I get her can I get some
Mom:nice try.try again
Dad: fine *drives to the school*
Ashley: Dad is outside
LJ: OK lets go
Ashley/LJ: *gets in the car* hey Dad
Dad:ash,can you help me?
Ashley: sure Dad
Dad:give lj some.
LJ: yea what Dad said
Ashley: No Dad
Dad:why not?
Ashley: because when he's done I can't walk right.
Dad:plz.
Ashley: Dad I don't feel like limping up the stairs in school
Dad:LJ can carry up the stairs. Right LJ.
LJ: No because some of my classes are not with her.
Ashley: plus the girl already know I don't let him hit.
Dad:if you don't hit.kayla won't hit.so,just lie to your mother about getting hit.okay?
Ashley: No Dad.
Dad:why not?
Ashley: because you told me not to lie and why do want to hit so bad, Dad?
Dad:since when do actually listen to me?
Ashley: always it just doesn't seem like but, answer my question, Dad.
Dad:very badly
Ashley: but why do you want to hit so bad, Dad?
Dad:i been waiting 2 weeks
LJ: I haven't hit for 5 months Dad.
Ashley: really Dad. 2 weeks
Dad:yes
Ashley: Dad LJ lasted 5 months
Dad:i am not LJ.
Ashley: soo..
Dad:just lie.plz
Ashley: No
Dad:you want $20 dollars to lie for me
Ashley: Dad you can't bribe me.
Dad:it was worth a try.
Ashley: ok Dad I'll but she better be screaming at the top of her lungs.
Dad:yes!
Ashley: Dad I mean it.
Dad:i know.
Ashley: OK Dad lets go in the house.
Dad:*walks in the house*kayla?
Ashley: Dad I'm scared 😭😭😭
LJ: bae I'm scared myself *whispers* come stand in front of me.
Ashley: Ok
LJ: *squeezes Ashley's butt*
Ashley: bae don't be nervous I got this.
Mom:what jay?
Dad:*whispers*ash tell her.
Ashley: Mom I let LJ hit.
Mom:*eyes widened*for real?
Ashley: yea I was trying to fight it but, he got me.
Mom:you lieing to me right?you are to stubborn to let LJ hit.
Ashley: i know but I do let him hit sometimes.
Mom:*sigh*fine. Jay.meet in the room in 5 mins.
Ashley: Can we leave the house first?
Mom:that why i sayed in 5 mins.
Ashley: come on bae.
Ashley/LJ:* leaves the house.*
Mom:*walk to room*
Dad: Baee!!!
Mom:in the room
Dad: *runs upstairs*
Mom: stop running in the house!
Dad: baee come here.
Mom:*walks to jay*what?
Dad:*pins her to the wall*
Mom:*kiss jay*
Dad: *kisses her back and grabs her butt*
Mom:are you sure?
Dad: No the question is are you sure?
Mom:yeah.
Dad: no like for real are you sure your ready?
Mom:yes.
Dad: you sure that your for this babe?
Mom:yeah
Dad: do you have to go somewhere to go tomorrow?
Mom:no.why?
Dad: ur legs aren't going to be working right
Mom:oh really?*raise eyebrow*i will be the judge of that.
Dad: really?
Mom: yes.
Dad: you know I'm going to wait until the kids go to school tomorrow.
Mom:okay
Everybody: *sleep*
