Dad:*walks in Ashley room*get up!you are going to be late!
Ashley/LJ: But Daaaad!!! 😭😭😭
Dad:do i need to get kayla in here?
Ashley/LJ:😭😭😭 *crying* Nooo
Dad:so get up!
Ashley: Daddy plz just for today😭😭😭
Dad:nope.up!up!
Ashley: but Daddy 😭😭😭
Dad:*sigh* 5 more mins.then you are getting up.
Ashley: but Daddy
LJ: Daaad
Dad:what?
Ashley: 10 more minutes plz.
Dad:no
Ashley: but Daaad
Dad:up.
Ashley: If you don't give us ten more minutes i'ma tell mom about our little secret.
Dad:you wouldn't
Ashley: everyone in here knows I will.
Dad:you're bluffing
Ashley: ask LJ he knows
Dad: fine.but only ten.
Ashley: thanks Daddy
~10 mins later~
Ashley/LJ: I don't feel good Dad
Dad:I ain't no doctor.
Ashley/LJ: that's not funny
Dad:well,I can't help your problem
Ashley/LJ: Mooom!!!!! *coughs*
Mom:whaaat?!?!
Ashley/LJ: Our *coughs* throats hurt *coughs*
Mom:than stop talking.
Dad:stop being mean.
Mom:did you help them?
Dad: umm...
Mom:than shut up.and y'all two go the doctor or something.
Ashley/LJ:Nooo!!!!
Mom:okay.than check the medicine cabinet.
Ashley:tell Dad to do it
Mom:how about you ask him.
Ashley: can you rock me to sleep?
Mom:who?cuz it not me.
Ashley: plz Mom I am really tired ,so plz
Mom:ask LJ to do it.
Ashley: really you want me t ask another sick person to take care of me.
Mom:yes,cuz I don't want to get sick.
Ashley: Daddy?
Dad:what?
Ashley: I feel better
Mom: good.go to school.
Ashley: how wen I am going to get everyone at school sick.
Mom:you say you was feeling better.
Ashley: Yea I feel better not my throat.😒
Mom: LJ, what did you do to her?!
LJ: Da fucc?
Mom:what did you do to her?
LJ: idk wat you're talking about.
Mom:you know what I talking about!
LJ: I don't know because I haven't hit in five months.
Ashley: *hits LJ in the back the head*
LJ: ouch what was that for.
Ashley: U snitched.
Dad:yeah.you did remember last week.*wink*
LJ: no I didn't what are u talking about.
Ashley: *slaps LJ*
LJ: damn stop hitting me shit
Ashley: well shut the fucc up sorry Dad
Mom:Ashley, you lied about letting lj hit.
Ashley: Dammit Lj!!!
Mom:*hits j* j,your are punished. Ashley, you one step closer to getting kick out!
Dad:kayla,you can't kick her out
Mom:watch me
Ashley: why am I getting kicked out when it was Daddy's idea.
Mom:oh really?
Dad: um
Mom:you sleep on couch tonight.
Dad:oh come.
Mom:*hits j and leaves the room*
Dad:LJ, you idiot!
Ashley: yup tell him Dad
LJ: I know you not talking
Ashley: oh but I am.
Dad:LJ, don't get attitude with Ashley.
LJ: you should tell her to keep ha fuccing hans to ha self *strong New Orleans accent*
Dad:Ashley, keep your hands to yourself.
Ashley: what da fucc tell LJ to shut his big ass mouth up sometimes
Dad:LJ, shut up.
Ashley/LJ: really nigga?
Dad:what?I am trying to stay neutral.
Ashley: get the fucc out Dad.
Dad:why?
LJ: because Ashley and I are about to fight *kissing her neck*
Ashley: bae stop I'm mad at you * trying to push him away*
Dad:yeah. I just going to go.
Ashley: No Dad save me.
Dad:you got this
Ashley: Bae stop
LJ: no *starts kissing Ashley's hot spot*
Ashley: shit Dad help
Dad:sorry but I have... Um....make up with kayla.yeah. bye.
Ashley: stop bae
LJ: No bae
Ashley: why not
LJ: did you forget about my fingering babe?
Ashley: shit Dad plz help meh.
Dad:have fun.*walks to the door*
Ashley: Daaad!!!
Dad:love you too.*walks out the room*
Ashley: bae that's too deep shit
*in the other room*
Dad:*walk to his room*kayla, open the door.
Mom:no
Dad:plz.
Mom: no
Dad:I am sorry. But you need it though.
Mom:you not helping your case.
Dad:fine.but you will miss my hands running up and down your body.
Mom:....I will be fine.
Dad:really?
Mom:*opens the door* I forgive you but lie to me again. I will make sure Ashley is the only child.
Dad:*kiss kayla* deal!
*in Ashley room*
Ashley* tries to get up but she falls* *thoughts* imma whoop LJ's ass tomorrow. Baee can you plz help me up?
LJ: * laughs*
Ashley: what's funny Lucas
LJ: damn you mad at me bae
Ashley: just help me off the floor plz
LJ: *helps Ashley up*
Ashley/LJ: *takes a shower and goes to bed*
