So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties (Alfred x Ronald x Eyebrows)

So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties

So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties. A fish with titties, barbecue titties walks up to my cantaloupe. And he says, "got milk?" Alfred looked at the fish with titties, then said, "AH FUCK ME Daddy!!" The fish turned its head and blushed, Alfred then took back what he said. Then the fish turned back to normal. Alfred picked up his cantaloupe and, barbecue sause rained down on Alfred. and they all danced and had fun, until something happened. The fish died, Alfred cried barbecue sauce, and the BBQ sauce rained down harder, Alfred buried the fish in honey mustard, And Alfred's man titties got more saucy. then his old friend brought him some McDonalds. And the friend was wearing a sausy Ronald costume.. Alfred chanted the McDonald's motto, And the sauce rain let up. and Ronald smiled and winked at alfred, Alfred winked back, then jumped on him. They began a saucy make out session. and Ronald said, "Fuck me harder daddy" and Alfred did. Alfred slowly inserted fries into his mouth and Ronald deep throated them. And Ronald loved it. A bit too much. Alfred whispered in a sultry voice "daddy." "I got your fries daddy" Ronald palmed Alfred's Butt and loved it. Alfred moaned. "More mommy" he yelled and dumped a milkshake all over them saying "McFuck me!" and Ronald did he Mc fucked alfred so hard. Ronald said "love me more daddy." And Alfred died in the love. and so did ronald but he ain't got no pull out game!!! And Alfred came back to life and loved on Ronald's corpse. after that they mcfucked more, And then the fabulous eyebrowed one walked into Alfred's room and caught him touching himself saying "mommy more" And wanted some. Eyebrows joined in, just eyebrows, floating eyebrows. And had fun, More fun than Ronald. they had a nice three some going on there for a while. The eyebrows whispered, "I don't always go on the internet but when I do, eyebrows" And Ronald was happy. Everything went to hell but they still had fun. and they all had Mc babies. Alfred was covered in interesting liquids and decided it was bath time, he bathed in BBQ sauce. "So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties"

~THE END~

Um.... Tbh i copied and pasted most of this, that is EXACTLY how the convo went, i died... Holy crap...