Me: *plays Jet Pack Blues*
Me: Who is this by?
Harper: Twenty One Pilots
Me: No.
Harper: Troye Sivan? Poop. Panic! at the Disco? SKkhRJakHtInGk.
Me: Wow...no.
Harper: Phil and...
Me: Do not even finish that sentence.
Harper: Tyler?
Me: oHMYGOD NO
Harper: Wait, that's Twenty One Pilots
Me: I can't even be friends with you anymore.
-5 minutes later-
Harper: Do you love me?
Me: Considering you just said Phil and Tyler, no.
Harper: Oh c'mon! It's Tyler....and Josh.
Me: Yeah, that's Twenty One Pilots.
Harper: ...and Phil and....Dan?
Me: Yeah. They're YouTubers.
Harper: Duh.
Me: yOU THOUGHT "PHIL AND TYLER" SANG JET PACK BLUES
Harper: I'm not emo enough, I'm sorry!
Me: *flings self off earth*
