Magic: * pokes my back many times with derp face *
Zelda: What the fuck have I gotten myself into..? * jumps off deck and whistles for Loftwing and flies off * FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!!
Link: Hey, mind if I take the jar of cookies and force feed Dark Link to death in my next battle?
Me: * pulls face off wall with crooked eyes * Yeah.. Yeah, go ahead man.
Magic: * stares with creepy Derp eyes * Hai.
Me: * Glares while pushing her into into a pile of cookies * Have the satisfaction bro, now I gotta go after Link and force feed him. * creepy voice * Nobody takes my cookies.
Ben: * pops out from TV, light gray hands trying to pull him back in * EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! PURPLE CAT LADY HAAAAAAAAAALP!! GET FUCKING LIIIIIIIIIINK!!
Magic: Nu * noms Dark Link's hand *
D.L: WTAF?! DUDE THAT'S MY DAMN HAND!! * slaps Magic and shoves Ben out while sticking head out of TV *
Magic: * eyes glow pure white, hissed whirl jumping into TV and tackling Dark till they both fall off a cliff *
Link: * comes running back with cookie jar and me hanging onto his legs * Who screamed meh name?
Ben: Nevermind Link.. Cat lady has got everything under control.
Me: GODDAMNIT BEN HER NAME IS FUCKING MAGIC!! * crawls on ground and bites his ankle * BITCH DIE!!
Ben: OOOOOOOOOOOOWCHIES!! GET THE DEMON OFF OF MEHHHHHH!!
Link: O u O * takes out camera and takes picture * That's a keeper.
Zelda: ALL AROUND THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRLD!!!! XD * flies around us all on Loftwing *
Me: OH MY BLOODY GODDESS I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL OME DAY!! THIS CRAP IS MORE ANNOYING THAN NAVI'S CHATTERING!!
Magic: * pops out of portal with Dark tied in ropes in her left hand * Hai, I is back with food. * holds up rope *
Dark: 0-0
Me: Wait
Wait
Ben: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
Me: Wait
Wait
Get ready for the hot stuff ;D
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, so hawt 0 / / / 0
Link: How the hell did you get that?
Me: Oh shut up Linky boy, I heard you and Dark last night....... So hard to contain nosebleed I almost died. XD
Dark: And that's when I threw my hands in the air and asked why am I still alive.. * struggles out or ropes and grabs Link, disappearing with a sedative grin *
