OuO Calm down Link (Back again with random update for humor)

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Dreamer: Jeez, Link calm down I know we're close to a pottery store but, seriously?

Link: * flops on ground and sniffs around like a blood hound * I SMELL POTTERY!! * drags arms on ground while pushing forward by legs, runs over Ben like a bull dozer *

Ben: HALP I'M BEING EATEN BY A HOMOSEXUAL EMO! * fakes death *

Magic: What's up with him? * points thumb to Link as he tries to eat a clay pot, only to get glass in his eyes *

Link: FJFHAOSJFNFOSJBDGPDJBQFPHVSBWPVNBDNWPFNLAJDBVOSHSFPBDQODJVBFOAHFVOSHHSFOHSHAFHWIDOGHDKAPFHGOSIQHFBOGHSBWOFJFHWK!! * rolls around on ground as if on fire * HALLLLPPP MEEHHHH!!

Dark: * sitting in mid air while listening to Panic at the Disco, ignores everyone *

Magic: Share please, I'd rather shun the world for awhile.

Dark: * hands earbud * I'm only sharing once.

Magic: * listens along with Dark while he pulls her into his lap, reads book as he looks over shoulder * I could get used to this.

Link: * is now actually on fire * OH SWEET NYRU KILL ME NOW!!

Dreamer: * slowly backs away * I'm officially terrified of Link now.

Ben: Let's go get high and paint Hyrule in crimson red, frame Link, then get married and have children. * teleports them both away *

Random Pillow Room Gurl (If you get this I love you): * goes up to Ghirahim * How make babies?

Ghirahim: I do not know how to answer that nor will I, be gone child before you are no longer a cinnamon roll. (If you also get this, I still love you)

Pillow Room Gurl: How make babies? * Derp eyes turn red and shoots laser at Ghirahim * HOW MAKE BABIES?!?

Ghirahim: * runs away as Pillow Room Gurl chased him while shooting lasers *

Zelda: * teleports back from trip that last two years * Hey guys I'm ba-* sees Ghirahim and Pillow Room Gurl * Okay, I'll end the episode then.. Uh, see you guys later..? * gets trampled over by Link with glass still in eyes *

Link: BAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!! OuO

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