Me: And today's topic on the latest ne-Oh mah Lordy look at dat.
Magic: Dat has no proof at all 0 / / / 0 dispose of that crap! * rips picture down and burns it * See, no proof!
Link: Mm gurl no wonder Dreamer is blushin', I wonder where the bastard of a dark man is?
Zelda: * drags in Dark tied in ropes, a sad face on his expression * I found him.
Dark: Damnit Zelda and I thought you were gunna kiss me, =3= * meets Magic's gaze * Oh... Blame the blonde, I was just kidding about the kiss, I wouldn't cheat on you.
Magic: * face as red as a tomato * FUCKING DICK, I'M DONE!! SO VERY FUCKING DONE!! * chocked Link until he passed out on ground * SOMEBODY GUNNA DIE TONIGHT!!
Me: And then that's when we all ran away as raging she-demon Magic chased after with two swords. * runs off as trips over random tree stump and face plants * DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE AND YOUR PSYHCO FLIP OUTS ON ME!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS CRUEL BEHAVIOR?!?
Mother Nature: Nothing, I just want to see you and your friend suffer. * shoots rock in my face * BURN BITCH BURN!!
Dark, Magic, & Zelda: Wtf? * all looks at each other dumbfounded *
Me: THAT WAS MY CHEEK MEAT GURL!! DA FAK MAN!!
Ben: * randomly teleports on ground in front of me, pokes my face repeatedly * MOVE YOUR FUCKING FATASS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY!! I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN FUCKING CATNIP!!
Me: YOU NEED SOME JESUS CHIRST MAN!! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO ROLL AROUND ON FUCKING LINK OR SOMETHING, MAYBE HE HAS CATNIP!!
Ben: * rolls onto Link, rolling back and forth with a child-like grin * DIE GAYMAN DIE!! NO HOMO FOR TODAY!!
Link: * shoves Ben off him * BITCH I AIN'T A FUCKING RUG!! GO BANG RUTO OR SOMETHING!!
Zelda: SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND FIND POWER, WISDOM, AND COURAGE IN JESUS CHIRST!!
Dark: Am I the only normal one in this fucked up universe..?
Everyone besides Dark: * snarling at each other for random things at random times *
Impa: * comes walking towards the others with glasses resting on tip of nose, holding important map to Hyrule * Princess Zel- * looks up to random cat fight * Mm'kay Buh-bye. * grabs Dark and drags him along the ground.
Dark: Thanks Imps, I thought I were going to get a headache.
Impa: That's what I feel like every damn day, I think we'll be very good and close friends, Dark.
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